Mr-Conservative MY OLD FACE BOOKS PAGES I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM…

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM…

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM STILL DIDNT NOT PAY ARE TELEPHONE BILL!! BUT RIGHT NOW I AM ON THE LIBERRIES INTERNETS. ARE PRESEDENT IS A REALLY IMPOTENT PERSON AND WE GOTS TO MAKE SURE HE WINS BECUASE HES ARE LORD IN SAVOR AND I BELEIF IN HIM!! WE CANT NOT LET THE IGNERENT DEMOCRATES WIN!!! THEIRS NO WAY WE CAN LOOSE BECUASE WE GOTS TO MENY POEPLE WHO LOVE HIM!!! PREY FOR ARE PRESEDENT THE WAY HE PREYS FOR US!!

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      WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOSS THERE'S AN X THAT MARKS THE SPOT FOR OUR PRESIDENT DOMALD PRUMP 2020 HE HAS COOM AND HE'S ON GOD'S SIDE

    2. Harvey Schmuttluck filth! YOUS SHOULD BE ASSHAMED… WHEN OUR LEEDER GRABS YOUR X IT'S A BLESSIN… HALEHOULA AMENS

    3. sec·u·lar /ˈsekyələr/

      adjective

      adjective: secular

      1. denoting attitudes, activities, or other things that have no religious or spiritual basis.

      The US is a secular country, meaning the US has no religious or spiritual basis in its government. Religion plays no role.

    4. Matt Karwowski So your threat to use violence against some with whom you disagree with is a Christian virtue? Please show me where Jesus supports such violence?

    1. Allie Sewell Came hear too say this! We’ve bean lost without these grate posts. I was afrayed he started injecting the pots. Prays be!

    2. Allie is going to prey for me … wtf does that mean? You want me to chase you? RAWR lmao

      Also I realize it’s hard for you guys to understand that there’s a big wide world out there that is not made up entirely of Democrats and Republicans but….. I’m neither! The whole world is not the U.S. sweetie .. try reading some books that are non-fiction… women are allowed to do that now.

    3. I pray you find a dictionary! Then that sentence would make more sense.

      On a more serious note… I see you’re not a bad person… I think you have a good heart….

      But….

      LITERACY is SO IMPORTANT…..

      Not to be confused with Impotent 😆

    4. Can everyone say a preyer for Charli? Give a hart and its like 5 preyers. One time my cuzin was luking at a trayler and found a Jesus stain, so if he can cum back on the counter then we can get Charli to stop the devel's lettuce. The Democrats got his sole but we can help him overcum.

    5. My name is literally right in front of you guys and you’re still not spelling it correctly….

      I’m seeing a pattern here lol.

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      What everyone on this thread looks like to me… well except for the few that I think are joking but you guys are really convincing? 🤷‍♀️ Haha

    7. Jennifer Grasso White yep, I'm althesist. I harted this so prey four me as I will shirley burn in hell

    8. Alrite…. it’s like nales on a chuckbird….

      But I’m redy to be savEd!

      I’m convinced….

      your preyers werked….

      I tried to smoke the DL and it was not going into my lungs… it was lik a mircle

      Thank y’all

    1. Gayle Thompson nothing has changed in America. Apart from the fact they don't start endless 'for profit' wars. 😉

    2. Sam Saxo Maybe if re-elected, The Donald can teach every single American Facebook user to spell!

      I literally cannot understand half of the bffukvdrkn ffujjfdr fluorite trgj that is written here!!!! 🤷🏼‍♂️🤬

      [Edit] And some Canadians too… “HE WILL SAVE ARE KIDS FOR PEDOFILES” and “HE WORSHIPS SATIN” !!!

      Oh. My. God! 🤷🏼‍♂️😖😡

    1. William Bolinger is this for real? This has to be made up. Does spellcheck not work on the library’s computer?

    2. William Bolinger I think he’s getting re-elected. I don’t want it to happen but I just have a feeling it is going to happen.

  1. Reason Trump is president is because only half of America's registered voters showed up to vote. They were so sure that Trump wouldn't win. I hope they learned a lesson and vote this time!

    1. Tim Ford thats true, but she still needed more people to vote to change the electoral results. Around 55,000 people would've done it.🙁

    2. Tim Ford WRONG!!! WHEN YOU DEDUCT THE DEAD POEPLE AND ALL OF THE POEPLE FROM MEXICO THAT VOTED HE WON THE POPLAR VOTE IN A LANSLIDE!!!!!

    3. Vivian Goff-Pokladnik and in a two horse race, why should an extra 55,000 make that much of a difference? Most voters didn't want trump in 2016 yet here he is. Just goes to show how 'democracy' can be twisted

    4. Christian Conservatives for Trump shit!! America is fucked up more than I realised!! Dead people AND Mexicans can vote!! Wow. There's no hope

    5. Christian Conservatives for Trump I want your job! I can misspell and talk like a trump supporter with the worst of them. 😎

    6. Tim Ford it’s because of the electoral system. She needed around 80,000 more votes in the right electorates to win.

    7. Christie Newb we have a similar system in the UK. Your vote only really counts if you happen to live in certain areas (where it's about 50:50) The rest of us don't matter. Generally speaking, you live in a nailed on blue or red area and if you don't vote for the correct party, you're pissing in the wind. Bring on PR. That's true democracy

    8. VIVIAN GOLF-POLKADICKS

      ARE GRATE PRECEDENT MIGHT NOT HAVE WON THE POLAR VOTES, BUT HE WON THE VOTES IN THE ELECTRICAL COLLEGE!!!

    9. I know, maybe go back and get an education where you can learn to read, write, spell and comprehend. After that, go back and reread the Bible and you may see things in a different light.

      #BidenHarrisToSaveAmerica2020

      🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

    10. RJ TYLER, we dont not need to reed, rite, spell and corprehend nuthin cause when are grate Presedent Donald J Trump gets relected he will close all shcools for good cause ain’t not no use to go to them no more cause we got Trump to tell us what to beleive and what the truth really is!! And I read and reread the bibble every day so I knows Trump is the one. Donald J Trump and Jeses H Christ!!1!

    11. Kevin Fry aw…you're such a dirty bird to spell my name that way. But I guess I shouldn't expect much from someone who can't find the caps button.😂🤣😂🤣

    12. Vivian Goff-Pokladnik well two bad many of these dum people are gonna vote in the mail and Trump slowed the mail down so that their votes won’t not count so there is no point of even voting like that bcuz Trump is gonna won again any ways!!!! For more years! For more years! MAGA! Winning! 🇺🇸

    13. RJ Taylor I guess ALL LIFES MATTER. Dosent mean nothing to you bcuz it don’t mean nothing to sleppy Joe Biden!

    1. Sounds about right – Trump will save our kids "for" pedophiles. Too bad Epstein is dead. He would have appreciated it.

    2. VIVIAN. WHY DID U POST A PICKCHER OF ARE PRESIDENT AND FURST LAYDEE IVANKA. SHE IS THE CLASIEST FURST LAYDEE WEAVE EVERY HAD. NOT PEDOFILEEYUH!!

    1. Lainie Baldassar I was wondering what happened to this guy yesterday when we were talking about it, and today he shows up again. 🤣

  2. Greg Duval Jr The BEST satire is the kind that even confuses and pisses off the people who would agree with it if only they knew it was satire 😂😂

    1. MAY BE MY FREIND BILLY CAN DO THAT FOR ME BECUASE HE PUT A CD ROM IN MY COMPUTER SYSTEM AND HE NOWS ALL ABOUT WINDOWS 98

  3. Your are talking about the guy who cheated on his 3 rd wife , while pregnant , with a porn actress ?

    Who got her ( the 3 th wife ) while still married ( and cheating ) with his second wife ?

    I gonna , -try- to explain that to my kids and why he is choosen by Christians…

    1. Joseph and Mary were refugies . Luckily they didn’t have the jump over a wall and being separated

    2. No need to yell , I can hear and read .

      So , where am I wrong ?

      He recited poetry to Stormy Daniel ?

    3. ARE PRESIDENT IS GODS IMPOTENT VESSEL JUS LIKE KING DAVID. BIDEM WILL FORCE US TO WEAR MASKS UNDER SHAKIRA LAW

  4. You really should go to school and learn some English before blogging.

    Since your mom is obviously short of cash, you should get out of the house and earn some money to help her with the household expenses instead of wasting your time blogging about things you have no understanding of.

    1. I GOTS A JOB!! I MOW MY MOMS LAWN AND I ASLO GET DISBILITY BECUASE I HURT MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Ian Smith I know that now… I already admitted that I just realized this is just a persiflage of Trump voters. <3

    3. Eva M. Rosenblatt you just ended a sentence with a preposition in a rant against a parody page. Pretty sure we all know who needs to go back to school Eva

    4. Eva M. Rosenblatt – we donot have too speek english becus we live in the USA 🇺🇸 WE SPEEK AMERICAN🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🚀 🚀

    5. Eva M. Rosenblatt I USED TO BE A BLOGGER BUT THE LORD COMMANDID I THROW AWAY THAT PORNO MAGAZIN

  5. Welcum back! and not a moment to soon. We gotta get the messige out. The Libturds are gaining ground. We nead some super dank memes to stop Bidin and fony Carmela Haris from turning Ammerrca in to an athetits country!!

  6. DOES ANYONE KNOW A RACIST NEW WAVER FROM DENISON TEXAS THAT RAPS 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🤷‍♂️???

  7. God and his sun Jesus is unfillable and there will is to be obaid. Mr Trump is the chasten won an it is yur doody to vote for him.

  8. NO WAY TRUMP CAN LOOSE THIS ELECTION WITH ALL ARE CHRISTIAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS SPEAKING THE TRUTH. GOD BLESS YOU YOUR A TRUE PATRIAT AND GOD BLESS THE BABBIES!!!

    1. Andrew Nolan you are such a moron. You can’t even spell patriots. Enjoy your I e way trip to hell

    2. Pamela Booth Nelson don't disrespec are christain brothers and sisters… JEBUS is the only teecher we needs… You need to rethink yore life.. I will preyer for you…

    3. Marc Donaldson the spelling and grammar is horrendous. Are the general population really that thick in America? This has actually scares me

    4. YORE a SOSHELIST who WANTs 2 TAKE AWaY ARE GunS an alloWs THE TRaNNSJenNERS TO USE ARe GRATE PUBLICK TOYLETS!! SATAN WooD be PROWD OF U. SHAME.

    1. The Propecia that are "Choosen One" takes to prevent hair loss shrinked up his giant balls into raisins.He can't help that he is impotent.

    1. Amy Reed we msut all preys for this asians! China is the bigly issues! Preys for asians!

      They our al mad! #StopClossingTehBufets!

    1. Jennifer Gray yous is misstaken… I learnt to spell from our president… Our chosen one… Donald Drump… amen and checkmate athetitts

    2. Jennifer Gray JENAFER BLESS YOURE HEART!! TO BE HONEST I STOPED WATCHEING YOURE MOVIES WHEN YOU GOT ALL OF THE PLASTEC SURGARY DONE!!1 WHAT A MORAN

    3. Jennifer Gray THIS IS A PROBLERM IF LETTIN WOMAN ON THE INTRENET.THEY GO CRAZZY WITH POWAR. AN START CUSSIN AT MEN. ONLE PEOLPPE WIV BEARD SHOUD HAV THE INTREENT!!!

    4. Jennifer Gray, you our saying that poeple can't not spell but you can't not even spell your surname right as Gray is spelt Grey.. Check mate

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