
IF YOU EVER HEAR THAT VACCINES ARE SAFE ALLS YOU GOT TO DO IS GO TO INFO WARS AND SEE WHAT ALEX JONES SAYS ABOUT THEM OR OTHER EXPERTS IN THE FEILD LIKE JENNY MCCARTNEY AND ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP. IF YOU DONE THAT ALL READY THAN YOU NOW THE TRUTH THAT VACCINES ARE DANGROUS AND THEY MAKE YOU CATCH THE AUTISMS OR SUNKEN FACE SINDROME OR YOU CAN PERMNATELY DIE OR WORST!!!




Oh, Jesse, Mary and Joseph!
vakseens come frum th spase alleens. Everbod noS. DO NOTE UZ THM. {Am I doing it right?}
Someone hit this person with a grammar checker and dictionary please.
That aint not a very Christain attatude. Let him whose without sinn cast the ferst stone Bruther Stone.
Dern toootin🤤
Luord sav uss. Vaccinines ore De Duvil
Obmama got a vaxsine and turned 1/2 white.
If he had double the dose, Obmama would be like Trump
I jest comme heere fer teh commints. Sum poeolple r so stupit.
Sorry I just can’t get past the spelling on this post!!!! Wow!! 😂😂 I won’t even bother about the grammar!!!
Looser!
Suha Sleibi it’s they’re not there….
Darryl Wayne Yoes You mean “Loser” right loser?? 😂😂😂😂
Suha Sleibi Why would anyone take advice from someone obviously so uneducated?? 🤔
Jim Szabo 🎤 drop
Suha Sleibi ….”they’re” 😂😂😂
Jim Szabo,
Wrong! I gratuated. Did you?
Suha Sleibi Then how come you don’t know how to spell? 🤔
I no how to spell!!!1
Suha Sleibi it’s “know” not “no”…are you sure you graduated?
Suha Sleibi No….You really don’t “know” how to spell!
Jenny, check out all those spelling Natzis in hear!!!1
Suha Sleibi It’s spelled “graduated”! Please just stop!!! 😂😂😂
Jim Szabo, you need to stop picking on my spelling and do a simple reserch!!!!11
Suha Sleibi …Nazis…here!!!!
Suha Sleibi Vaccines work!!! End of story genius!
Jim Szabo
Suha Sleibi …”than”
Jim Szabo
JIM YOUR A MORAN!!! STILL GOING ON ABOUT SPEELINGS AND CANT NOT EVEN DO NO BASIC FACEBOOKS RESERCH!!!1
Jenny Christian Good thing or else a lot of people won't be getting in! 😂
OMG this is too funny…..I love reading comments from a keyboard wizard who has done about 2 hrs of online reasearch battle someone who is educated on over 200 yrs of medical research….I dont no witch one of yous thet I think is write!!!! Lmfao!!! Maybe I shood prey on it!!!
Wendy Radan this thread 😂 I’m reading it while my STW kids are doing an assignment. Some of them can spell better than this
Seems like them vaxines done kilt some peeples sence of humer.
Louise Lybarger, I would agree if I thought this original post was actually a joke!!!
Wendy Radan,
Do some reserch your embarressing yourself!!!!1
Suha Sleibi “research” 😉
Suha Sleibi “embarrassing” 😉😉
Wendy Radan I can’t even….🤦🏻♀️
This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Wendy Radan I didn’t know you could “permanently” die!!! Or worse!!!! 🤔
Nope, not embarassed!
Unless we're being PUNKED! LOL
Wendy Radan I was wondering that. Can people actually be this ridiculous? This has to be fake news. No one can consistently be this ignorant and illiterate.
Although, just in case you aren't being punked, watch out so you don't catch the autisms.
For me, the worst part of this is that someone needs to learn to spell and know a little about grammar before they post something on line!
The wurst part, Lyin Athetits, is when someone touches a poor kid who just done got the vaxinashun. I knew one who did and he got a contact infexion and is in a comma.
So the point of this site is to portray ignorance. I would say then that this is a "troll site" and On NOT to be taken seriously!
ARE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP ALREADY PROVED THAT VAXXINATIONS TURN BABBY'S AUTISTICK AND HOMOGAY. IF YOUR BABBY WAS IN A COMMA, THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT!!!1
Old people. Amirite?
Lauri Tupper AMENS
this is painful to read😳😖
But funny
Ok, the how about overall grammar and usage? If you’re (correct use of the word) the best your (again correct usage) group has, I feel sorry for the followers, because they’re (three in a row) wasting their (I’m on a roll) time. Love, concerned math teacher
It. Is. A. Joke.
Irene, you got the same name as my one leg frend from Chinese.
Rodney H Gilstrap I’m crying laughing 😂
Classic.
Never use Infowars as a source 🤣🤣🤣
All I have to add is I hope your kids get polio.
Get a flu shot they said! it's harmless they said! Now look at me my manboobs are so big I have to wear a bra! Damm Obama!
You guys are a joke. Christian for tRump. The man screwed a porn star while his wife was giving birth lol. Not the same God I have. He doesn't like men like trump
ARE PRECEDENT TRUMP KNOWS MORE THAN YOU LIBTURDS! HIS SONS ERIK AND DONNIE JR. AIN'T GOT VACCINES AND THEY RUN A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. PREYERS TO ARE GREAT PRECEDENT TRUMP!
The face I make when antivaxxers say, “I don’t agree; therefore all the scientific evidence is wrong”.
This page is so full of shit
THIS PAGE IS SO GOOD IT BRING TEAR TO MY EYE GOD BLESS 1 LIKE=1PRAYER!!!!
Is this page a joke? Are you people being sarcastic? Or you’re really that ignorant?
The grammar here is unbelievable
So I guess polio is fake news?
Vacseens r full a micrascerpic govt roborts!
Ed Morrissey prayers fer Becky!!!
😂😂
This has to be my favorite site on Facebook. I think you should petition our great president for the education secretary job
Glad you likes the webbpaige butt we dont not knead a new edjucayshun seckertary. Bitsy Divorce is doin a grate job fur the pressdent. Purty soon oanly rich fokes will bee goin too skool witch is the rite thang. If they warrant smart they wouldnt bee rich rite?
How much do you want to bet the Alex Jones isn’t well vaccines. From Tetanus on up.
LOOKS LIKE KILLARY HAS AUTESMS JUJING FROM THIS PIKTURE. KNOW WUNDER SHE KROOKED!
Hey Russian bot. Are you at it again?
RUSSAIN ROBOTS??? BLESS YOUR HART
This site makes fun of the right-wing stupidity. It’s satire and it’s hilarious. The fact that it looks real is the scary part. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
https://www.facebook.com/progressivesecularhumanist/photos/a.301251116569174.86774.123916950969259/2141665992527668/?type=3
Oh never mind, reading over this site….way too dumb to even bother
Vaccinate, goddamn it!
my 14 babbys isnt not vacinationed and is helthy. they dont go to pubic scools witch our full of librals kids who is vacinationed and is sick all the time! so my helthy babbys is fine without no vacines! it them librals kids in pubic scools who keep geting sick with smallpox an autsims! preyers fer the librals kids that there parints find jesus and stop vacinationing there babbys. amens.
THOUTS AND PRAYERS 4 U. R BABYS
They daddy iz they uncle too so they gots plenty of love! Love hills all!
Bullshit
Hillaery is a looser
You can’t tell me this isn’t satire.
Vaccines cause weak chins?
Natalie. 😂
Dani Koenig
McKee M Alexander
Poe’s Law, in full effect.
It's Beastie De Vos and her daughter Lyin Sarah.
My unkle tomy got a flew shot just one time and then dyed!
I’m shore sorry fore you’re lost Bruther Bratshawl. You half my simperthies thots an preyers. 🙏 Amens.
So many taking this seriously lmao
Walt Doll
Oh No!!! Permnately die…is there any thing werst???
Liberals drug their own children
Yes! Ban vaccines! Bring back preventable deaths from communicable diseases! #MAGA
Alex Jones has the credentials to make this assertion? I would never believe anything he says.
(Later…) Whew! It's satire, now I can chuckle, I hope it's satire.
Chemtrails are the antidote to vaccines. But then you have to eat GMO apples to be safe from the chemtrails.
This HAS to be a parody account. There is just no way anyone is really this stupid.
Yeah, it’s a comedy site. But I also had to check to make sure 😆
That makes me feel much better about laughing so hard…
We're's the vaccine for the Shakira Laws?
Is that fur reel Bruther Kook-Manatees? Is their a vacseen too make you embrase Shakira Law? Its shockin how eevul some poeple our!
It's a seecret goberment conspriracy backed by the Big farmersuitical industry. I scarred that I might back a hit if I dance like that.
I'v seen the speriment they did on poor penguins!
Jenny McCartney is no expert. That's laughable!! Do your research…vaccines are safe. What's not safe is the chemicals,steroids,antibiotics put on our food and crops. That is where your focus should be.
Paula first off its Jenny McCarthy second this site is satire it's supposed to be funny
And… straight to the comments, they never disappoint! LOL!
Vaxcines will lead you to the pot!!! They ar a gateway drug!
Trump has been vaccinated…perhaps explains a lot according to your theories.
God Bless Donald Jim, Melanoma, and Ivanko. Patriots and Christians. Share if you love hating brown peeple like Trump supporters.
I dont not hate brown poeple Wool Klutzy. Butt they should stay whare they blong witch is south off the boarder, beehined the wall are grate pressdent is makin them pay fore.
I DUN VAXINATED MY KIDS WHEN THAY WUZ 6 MUNTHS AND THEY COODNT WALK FOR 6 MUNTHS AFTER THAT.
ALL THEY DIS WUZ LAY AROWND, DROOL AND CRY.
FUCK SIENCE.
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
TEH AUTISTICS ARNT NOT FUNNY JUS WIAT TIL YOU CACHT THEM AN YOU’L SEE SMH
MY DOG GOTS A RABID SHOT AND IT GAVE HIM THE AUTISMS. NOW HE FORGETS TO LIFT HIS LEG WHEN HE PEAS. PLEASE PREY FOR MY DOGIE. AMENS.
THOTS AND PREYERS!
Ginny Fenton Wiswell AMENS! GOD BLESS YOU AND ARE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!1!!
Lauri Tupper
That shore is a sad storey Corgi Tipper. I’m sendin thots an preyers fur you’re dogie an fur you two. Amens!
THANK YOU AND AMENDS JEFF!
Nobody can be this stupid.
This is satire, right?
This has got to be a Russian bot. The grammar is just too bad to be for real.
That face you make when someone says 'alls.'
I had my vaccines done when I was a baby and it made me hate needles for the rest of my life! Embarassing.
How about you learn to spell
This is true, I received several vaccines growing up starting with the dreaded smallpox vaccine that is so terrible it actually leaves a scar! I believe that it is because of these vaccines that I grew up to become an atheist even though I attended church as a child. I was also stricken with a sense of curiosity and reasoning skills after having been vaccinated several times for many diseases – vaccines which had side effects such as a need to investigate things for myself instead of accepting everything people say, because being inoculated against those diseases I didn’t catch them and had more free time while I wasn’t ill that led me to research topics I was interested in! So because of the vaccines I am also now a believer in climate science and all of the predictions for global climate change. Not only that, from having these vaccines and their side effects I also looked into evolutionary biology and read up on all of the data and now I believe in several of the theories explaining evolutionary biology and reject biblical creation myths and view them as not being fact! The disease free effects of these vaccines also made it so I no longer believe in Noah’s ark as historical fact and see it as just a children’s story to explain the birds and the bees! As if all of that wasn’t bad enough, the time I spent not having childhood diseases was put towards learning spelling and a cursory knowledge of punctuation and I am now sadly understand the difference between:
then and than
to and too
there/their/they’re
your and you’re
as well as many others, plus because of vaccines I always say “should have” or “could have” instead of “should of” or “could of” like a good patriot.
Thank you Christian Conservatives for Trump, it is such a wonderful thing you are doing to help save our (are) country! 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸!!! Please pray for me! I fear that the vaccines have taken away my belief in God so he wouldn’t even be there if I tried to pray for myself!
I UZED UP ALL MY WORDS TRYIN TO READ THAT BOOK YOU DONE ROTE HEAR JASHUA LORE.
Ross Johnson Trump has good words, the best words. Use some of his limited vocabulary! I apologize, I tried to explain. It’s the fault of vaccinations I was given as a child before we knew better, and still thought vaccines were good and that the earth was spherical instead of flat and so forth. I’m so sorry you had to read so many words, comrade, if I hadn’t have had those damn vaccines perhaps my brain could have been damaged with a severe childhood fever leaving me to use a less loquacious style of social media posting and I could have been far more terse and use all capital letters like a normal person. Please pray for me, sir!
Joshua Lorr
I’m reel glad your abel too bee so honist bout yerself Bruther Lower. ‘Hadnt have had’ shore is lowkwayshus allrite. Butt theys anuther way I think you’re brian was dammaged. You caint not unnerstan sattyre. 😳
Geoffrey Wieting not understanding satire would be anyone who thought I was earnest in my reply to this awesome flamebaiting Facebook account.
I love how people take this serious and think it's real
Madness.
That’s more like the face anyone should make when someone else yells “GO TO INFO WARS AND SEE WHAT ALEX JONES SAYS”.
Darwinism in action…
I can feel my IQ dropping at least 50 points reading these comments.
AMENS BORTHER
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT? WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR SOME "SUNKEN FACE SINDROME"?! SOUNDS V SEXY. I THINK DEATH IS PERMANENT, TOO, BUT IDK LMC BRB
Christine Kunda haha read this and the comments you will crack up
Kelli hahaha I'm dying
Love this page so much
Its hilarious
Kelli Swearingen-Rodin
Thanks you fore you’re support Collie Swareing-Rod. Butt you should tell you’re freind Sonar that they’re aint not nothin funny bout gettin the autisms from a vacseen. Amens.
The contradiction of people telling other people to speak English or leave our country but they-themselves don’t know how to properly speak or write English is not lost on me.
Wow
YOU WANT ENGLISH???? GO BACK TO ENGLAND THAN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!! SMH!!!!!!!
And the joke is lost on you.
The language of America is English
Doreen Johnson that’s debatable 😂
No it’s not debatable. English is our language.
IN AMERICA WE SPEAK AMERICAN!!! COMON SENSE!!!!!!
USE YOUR BRIANS!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump well I don’t know any one named Brian but I do have a brain and it works very well thank you
Doreen Johnson what’s going on here Doreen? Lol
Ken Torres I THINK YOU GETTIN THE SPIRUP KEN TORRES.
Donna Reynolds lol I’m experiencing very interesting people. There’s a lot of fear going on and people are not seeing or thinking with rational thought.
Ken Torres YOU KNEED PROPER EJERKATION. IF YEW HAD BEEN HOM SKOOLED LIEK US YEW WULD NOW HOW TO SPEL PROPER AND SPEEK PROPER MURICAN LIEK ARE GRATE PRECEDENT TRUMP!
MY MAW AND SIS (SHE BOTH) TORT ME PROPER FROM THE BIBEL AND TO STAY AWAK FROM TE AUTIZMS.
Doreen Johnson THE LANGAGE OF AMERICA IS AMERICAN, DUHREEN! NO WUNDER YOU LIBTARDS CANT NOT WIN AN ELECSHUN, YER TO DUM! SMH!
Christian Conservatives for Trump, Brian who?
In America we speak American.. go back to homo England.
Christian Conservatives for Trump , do you really speak as you write? You need a neurologist, not Jesus, and urgently! Of course, you can be doing that on purpose to avoid humiliating your president and his failed dementia test
Christian Conservatives for Trump there is American speak. The langauge is called English.
Catch the autisms! Lolololololol!!!:)
You’d think a group representing both the president and Christians would be able to use proper grammar. Guess not.
AHhhhhahahahaha!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!!
Marisa, you really ought to be here for this.
Hahns Zeis – THAT WUOLD BE ANTITHEATRICLE TO THIS GROUP OF LOVING CHRISSCHINS.
Hahns Zeis I'm sure you figured out by now that this is a satire page.
Vaccines are much safer than the alternative.
THE ALTERNATIVE IS NOT DIEING AND NOT CATCHING THE AUTISMS!!!! USE YOUR BRIAN!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump autism in not related to vaccines.
Christian Conservatives for Trump . Who the hell is Brian? And, what is Dieing?
Paul Pinigis WRONG! DO YOUR RESERCH BECUASE YOUR EMBARASING YOUR SELF!!! SMH!!!!
Don Black SERIOSLY????? SMH!
Christian Conservatives for Trump Wow, you religious folks really are gullible. Enjoyed your diseased children, and keep them away from normal people.
Paul Pinigis NORMAL POEPLE??? QUITE BEING RACIEST AGAINST CHRISTAINS!!!!! SMH!!!!
Racist against Christians??? That's actually not possible unless Christians limit their membership to only one race…in which case THAT would be racist
Christian Conservatives for Trump ha ha ha ha ha ha. Christianity is not a race, it’s a collection of gullible and delusional people.
Christian Conservatives for Trump Brian who?
Just vaccinate the children you want to keep. The autism connection has long ago been debunked. It was suggested by an Englishman with no scientific credentials.
Go visit a 19th century graveyard.
Christianity is a race?
If I listed all the misspellings I'd rin out of data.
Darrell Reifenrath Rin? What kinda word is that for a spelling champ?
Christian Conservatives for Trump please stop or learn to use auto correct. You are killing the Christian English major in me!
Gena L. Anderson what is “Christian English”
Bruh… Has no one caught on that he's a troll trying to make Christians and Trump supporters look like idiots? Jesus Christ people are quick to blame an entire group based on one person's (false) "facts"
Christian Conservatives for Trump OMG! "CATCHING autism?" At least try to mask your ignorance. Pathetic!
I absolutely love the fact that people don’t see that this is a satire page.
Christian Conservatives for Trump fake Christians!
Rebecca M. Richardson you don’t want to “rin” out of data
Lindsay Sartain I don’t know that this is true. Please provide a link to DOJ case that proves this.
Trust me all of Trumps children and grandchildren have been vaccinated.
WRONG!!! ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP IS AGAINST VACCINATIONING ARE CHILDEREN!!!!!
Key word your children, his children and grandchildren are vaccinated. He talks a good game to his base but he’s no fool and would never compromise his children health.
So Doreen Johnson did you personally take his children to get their shots? Did you administer their shots? Where you their babysitter, teacher? Are you a close friend of the family that knows their medical care? I'm just really trying to figure out how you "know" they "all" have been vaccinated? You said to trust you. So elaborate us and tell us how you know so much about Trumps kids and grandkids personal lives.
Don’t be foolish this man would not compromise his family even when spewing his so called beliefs on vaccines.
Docters?
How Dar you Dareen Johnston! Our wonderful precident would never put that poyson into his butiful children!!! He knows that There blood is pur, and Jesus helped them chilren fight off the devil's evil diseased! Jesus never gived no vakcine to no one SO WE AINT NEED NONE OF THAT FILTH IN HOUR BLOOD! WE TRUST THE MAKR OF THE UNAVERSE AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST FOR THE HEALIN WE NEED! JUST LIKE OUR WONDERFUL LEADER PRECIDENT TRUMP! YOU SHOULD DO SOME RESEERCH BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A INDIOT!!! GO READ THE WORDS FROM THE LORD IN A LITTLE BOOK CALLED THE HOLY BIBLE! DOUT YOU HAVE EVER CRACED THAT BOOK!
James Pegler yeah okay
Posters on this site are so stupid they were thrown off the short bus…
YOUR IGNERENT
OMG! there is no short bus short enough for you people… I know this is a spoof site,,, but holy shit….
Christian Conservatives for Trump speaking short bus…you on it…
Christian Conservatives for Trump I've never heard of christian.conservatives for trump before. What branch of the Kremlin do you work for?
Donald Forrest Cummings lol this is a joke page I love its hilarious. Purposely misspelled words in all caps etc
Christian Conservatives for Trump who’s that?
Doesn’t change anything….does it ?
Of coarse not! Duh….
Christian Conservatives for Trump Trump is pushing an untested hydroxychloroquine vaccine. I guess you'll be first in line now? This post didn't age well at all. All of your opinions are based on Trump's opinions, not your own.
Ashley J. Williams I’ve been in medical care 42 years. If my Dr. recommend hydroxychlorpquline I would take with out question. It’s a old drug, been used for decades and has a proven record. Trump can promote any drug he wants, a MD must prescribe and monitor the patient, as with any drug requiring a script. If a individual is able to get this drug without a script and they choose to take it without a MD monitoring them…who’s the fool?
Christian Conservatives for Trump ur spelling…priceless..
Was this written by a six year old?
I AM 48 YEARS OLD!!!!!! SMH!!!!!!
Grammar, misspellings, run on sentences, lack of punctuation and more. Alex Jones is an expert?
Demonstrated stupidity.
John his school was not advanced to using Arabic numerals.
Lance Troxclair
Alex Jones is an expert? Jen McCartney? Trump? Is this a joke?
Trolling level: expert. Achievement unlocked!
People… This is satire.
This has to be a spoof. The constant capitalization, bad grammar, and ridiculous claims are just too much for it to be serious. Then again, we do live in the New Murica, where stupid is now worn like a badge of honor so it can be hard to tell.
I think someone is trolling
Wow, you can "catch the autisms" and sunken face syndrome from vaccines???
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Christian Conservatives for Trump! Is this the smartest person you could find to write this post?? 😂😂😂😂 #moron
Hey Meg R. R. Rider…I can only assume you like the comedy of this post! 😂😂😂
VAKSINES CORSE THE AUTIZMS HERE IN OZTRALIA TO BUT ARE PRIME MINISTER LAKS THE CURAGE TO SPEEK OUT ABOUT THEM LIKE YOUR PRESIDENTS. AMENS. 1 SHARE = 1 PREYER.
"Catching the autism". Hilarious!
This is a goof site.
Kiah Ericca Lynch some reason I feel like you'll laugh at this
I’m like an unvaccinated child: deceased 😂😂
Oh lordy
Aman bruthers! U've alreadi prooved it!
So sad. That pore babby’s face done caved rite in.