ITS VERY IMPOTENT FOR EVERY PARANT TO NOW THE SIGNS OF SOME ONE THATS ON THE POT SO THEY CAN GET THERE CHILDEREN THE HELP THAT THEY NEED FROM THERE LOCAL CHURCH. THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE MOST COMMON AFFECTS OF THE POT BUT ITS A GOOD PLACE TO START WHEN TRIEING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOUR TEEN IS ON THE POT.
SAY A PREYER FOR ARE CHILDEREN
1 LIKE=1 PREYER
1 SHARE=10 PREYERS
#SAFEARECHILDEREN #TRUMPWON #LetsGoBrandon #trumpwonbyalandslide #VOTERED #REDWAVE2022 #DONALDTRUMP #TRUMP #AMERICAFIRST #MAGA #REPUBLICANS #REPUBLICANPARTY #TRUMP2020 #PATRIOTS #RHINOSGOTOGO #legalize_it #legalization #marijuanaismedicine #marijuanamania #weedlife
STAYIN OUT AFTER DARK IS A CERTAIN SIGN!! I praise for pot addics
Trevor Lawrence AMENS 🎚🎚🙏🙏🙏🎚🎚🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
What about if you're are a vampire?
Percy Pucket They are frends of SATIN!! Worst than POT ADDICS!!!
No offense, but, many of these are incorrect. For example, Mesothelioma is a disease associated with asbestos exposure. Asbestos fibers, when inhaled, make their way to the lining of lung tissue, resulting in Mesothelioma.
Bobby Copus none of those are correct lol
Bobby Copus aint mesothelioma a town in Arabia?
Bobby Copus New here?
James Smuin nope, been a follower for years
Peter Nielsen yes it is!
Bobby Copus Interesting. I'm not supposed to break character, but… you're aware this is pure satire, right?
Bobby Copus you’ll half too escuse my bruda? Heh whent to the collage Skool an thanks he smaht.
I prey foh yoo! I ain’t givin up.
Mark Copus oh lord…they drugged you
Bobby Copus eye ain’t know diffrent. Yoo hi!
Hie!
Bobby Copus WOW!!! YOU DONT NOT NOW NOTHING!!! ASBESTOS IS IN THE POT!!!!!!!1 SMH!!!!!!!! DO YOURE RESERCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump he smoked the pots when he was a kid. He was disgrashfull for the fammilee
Bobby Copus FAKE NEWS!!! STOP BONGING THE POTS!!!
Mark Copus forced!
Bobby Copus and peeple think shotguns is only guns!
Christian Conservatives for Trump it could probably spell better than you too!
Chet Riehle ah, i thought it signified a desire for urgent and vigorous penetration
RONG! brandon is the one who is a pedefile! he snifs gerls hares and touches them. when he fell off his bike he was on the ground and someone stuck a baby gerl in his face to cheer him up! only pots attics do that! NOT TRU christains!
Chet Riehle Don't need to make them. They are stupid. Period!
Chet Riehle why you gota bring the homogays into it? We don't not wanna no what yo is talking bout, when you do that. Are grate precedent Donald Trump (preys be his name) has Jeesus on his side, and let him put grate people in the SCOUTUS. These peoples can now stop libtard influenza in are schools and educashuns. Preys be! Amens.
librals are the real bigly dumbys! bunch off pots injecting morans!
Chet Riehle RONG!!!! He is are gratest Pressedint ever and was cent by God! You our on the pot I bett!!!!!
i suport america and trunp AND am a TRU christain women! trunp is a grate christain men sent bye jesus! amens
Christain Conservetives Against the Pots #meto
Chet Riehle WRONG!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump GIVE ME TRUMP OR GIVE ME DEATH
Panelopi Dan AMENS
Panelopi Dan PRAZE BEE 💋
Thanks four the worning!! This is VERY impotent nollege to no! Preys be!
Dave Mackie
Ha! I'd forgotten about this page.
MY DOTER STOPED GOING TO CHURCH WHEN SHE CAUGHT THE MESOTHELIOMA. SHOULD I GET HER EXCERISED OR DO ONLY PAPALISTS DO THAT?
Rob Viously she neads pasture jerry ricker and his sneks to be cured, but i think facebooks banned him, so he hard to fined now! preying you can meat with him! amens
ONE TIME, I WENT ON A POTS BINGE & HIT ON THE FIRST WOMANS I SEEN!!1 I WENT HOME WITH HER AND 9 MONTHS LATER WE HAD A BABBY BOY WHO WANTS TO BE CALLED SUE!!1
Panelopi Dan I SAYED 26 PREYERS IN JEESUS NAME FOR YOUR BABBY!!1!
Panelopi Dan yes, the pots can mak even 2 womens git pregnent together and have a tranginger babby! so glad you are ok now! amens
Christain Conservetives Against the Pots U MEEN TRANSJENNER BABBY RITE??? PRAZE TRUMP!!!!
Half true
Evie Hanlon the sins are strong here 😢😂
Meagan Stockenstroom eating the chicken curry left for others ha ha ha ha mwha ha ha ha ha LOL
I thought not preying meant they’d stopped being a youth pastor?
too many poeple think that the pots cannables drug is safe cuz librals like nacy peloshi say it is safe and that even babbys can inject it. this is FALSE! in fact the corvid18 vacine has pots liquers in it, and is moor dedly to babbys. this is why they took so long to git a babbys vacine. they had to add more pots to it, as pots in vacines makes babbys homorgay sooner. there wasnt enuf in it, and wen it was it was okd bye the DEA. dont never git the vacine! the pots in it maks you a pots attic and homorgay, witch meens more votes four demicrates who are racest aginst christains!
Christain Conservetives Against the Pots THOSE DEMONCRATS ARE EVIL!!1
100 AMENS! WE WILL PREY FOUR THEY'RE SOULS! STAY OFF POTS . NO TOO DRUGS YES TOO HUGS FROM THE PASTOR.
Make no mistake, slamming pot is dangerous!!
Jeff Cabrera AMENS ITS SO SAD
Meme creator is on the pot. They forgot breakfast and lunch.
This is a reel picture of my 16 year old son. He started doin the pots 2 months ago. Pleeze prey for his sole!
Bryan Miller TOTS & PREYERS 4 UR SON!!1
THATS SO SAD ILL PREY FOR HIM
Smh.. He looks so young to be adickted to the pots as well. I shall shay a prayer for him when I wake up. Amans
THE POTS CUD MAKE HIM PERMANATELY KILT OR WERSE!!!!
David Eliassen April Notmay Badger don't ebber injek tha pots! 👍🏻
Damo Giles
David Eliassen RIP Meg
Damo shooldnt had injekted da pots
David Eliassen Dabid, pleese neber injekted da pots! 👍🏻
Damo Giles oh my heart. I miss Meg
What a bunch of fucking idiots
Joe Grenier IAM GONNA PREY FOR YOU
Joe Grenier you sound liek your on the devils lettis!
Joe Grenier try growing a brian!
Joe Grenier PLEASE DONT NOT USE NO SWAREING WORDS HERE BECUASE THIS IS A CHRISTAIN FACE BOOKS PAGES AND FAMILYS AND CHILDEREN COME HERE!!!!!! I SAYED A PREYER FOR YOU AMENS🎚🎚🙏🙏🙏🎚🎚🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Christian Conservatives for Trump AMENS
Joe Grenier YOUR THE MORAN
Jon Pike is this strand for real??? Can someone learn how to spell or use proper grammar?? What in the actual f*ck??
Krissy Gerrior DiLustro ssshhh ur gonna ruin it
Christian Conservatives for Trump NEVVER SWAYER AND NEVVER SMASH THE POT OUR MENS
Joe Grenier your the idoit!!!!!!
Joe Grenier THE POT DOES MAKE GODS CHILDREN TURN THERE BACKS ON JESUS AND LET SATINS CUSSING IN TO THERE SOLES.
I PREY FOR YOU.
How disrospectfull coming in to a Christian group and swearing smh at you Joe
Joe Grenier THIS IZ A CRISTIAN SITE MAAM PLEEZE DONT NOT SWARE ITZ NOT LADIE LYKE
THAT GIRL IS DEFINATELY ON THE POT WEED! SHE LOOKS DERANGED!!!! 😵🤮
ConservaDerps ITS VERY SCARRY!!
Zackly MY NAYBORRS VIZITTING CUZIN VAPES THE POT IN THE BACK YARD. IT SMELLZ LIKE A WET SKUNK IS ON FYRE AND MAKES ME LITE HEADED. …. darn illlittaratz
You are on the wrong group Beaver. The Mexican Christian conservatives for Trump is the next group down in search results.
When i was an teanager i was permanentley kilt by the pot. fortunateley my mom was able to prey away the dead and i survifed.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bohdan Lord THATS SO SAD!!1 POOR PUSSY CAT
I’ve missed you!
Mo Wark THANKS YOU AND GOD BLESS 🎚🎚🙏🙏🙏🎚🎚🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Georgia Naera
Alex Naera Naera
Chrystal Hanara
* snort
Cherie Naera chosing to be a homogay 🤣
Chrystal Hanara that was the one that had me choking on my coffee..
Or listening to some really wild psychedelic music and eating everything I the fridge (and/or freezer, cupboard).
Oh my ………… now I need a gin and tonic, is that okay!!
Deankaren Gittings I need to join you lol and the person who posted needs to go back to school
Deankaren Gittings DRINKIN MOONSHINE IZ A SIN!!! DAGNABITT!!!
ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES ARE SAF AND LEGAL!
Robert Gonzalez
best satire I read in ages 🤣😂🤣
G(old) Rachel Curtis
Dreadful spelling.
James Turner WHEN SOME ONE RESORTS TO PICKING ON THINGS LIKE SPELLING AND GRAMMER ITS A CLEAR SIGN THAT THERE ON THE LOOSING SIDE OF AN ARGUEMENT!!!!!!!1
Christian Conservatives for Trump Not at all. But you do continue to spell badly, which says something for your education, and therefore possibly about your thought processes.
James Turner I GRATUATED!!!! DID YOU?????????? AND JESUS DONT NOT CARE ABOUT NO TYPOS!!!!!!!
I'm sure this page is fake
Please go away. You sound like a fundamentalist and I have no further interest in hearing your badly spelt rants.
James Turner well you lean so far the other way you don't get sarcahhhhhsssim. Who's worse??
James Turner your an moran!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump THE WORD WOULD BE LOSING.
Christian Conservatives for Trump YOU GRADUATED (GRATUATED IN YOUR WORDS)? WHICH GRADE? 5TH? BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE THE LEVEL OF EDUCATION THAT YOU HAVE.
James Turner UMM THIS IS MY PAGE, YOU GO AWAY!!! THIS PAGE IS FOR TRU CHRISTAIN CONSERVATIVES NOT HIPPIE POT SLAMMING LIBERAL ATHETITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie Donahue
Christian Conservatives for Trump OH, DID WE GET OUR ITTY BITTY FEELINGS HURT?
Christian Conservatives for Trump WHERE DO THESE LOOSERS KEEP COMEING FROM? DEFINITELY BONGING THE POT SPLIFS!
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Oh, how I’ve missed you. And the comments section too.
Tim Marotto THANKS YOU AND GOD BLESS 🎚🎚🙏🙏🙏🎚🎚🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Christian Conservatives for Trump AMENS!
Heather Arnold-Newell WAT ARE YOU TALKEING ABOUT? YOU MUST BE TRYING TO GET BAND COMEING ON ARE CHRISTIAN FACE BOOKS PAGES WITH YORE MASS SHOOTINGS!!! DISCUSSING POT RAGER!!
Michael Dyer
Bc you were killed in ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!
Heather Arnold-Newell
Christian Conservatives for Trump ANY DECENT CHRISTAIN KNOWS IT IS NOT TIME TO TALK ABOUT GUNS!!1 SMH!!1 LIE-BRALS ARE SO DUM!!1
So that’s what is going on. Praise be
Other things to look out for:
Tweet compliments to porn stars
Stoped eating tide pods
Playing with an Etch-a-Sketch
#safearechildrens
So many spelling mistakes
Debbie Smith whut speling misteaks?
Debbie Smith JESUS DONT NOT CARE ABOUT NO TYPOS!!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump Amens!
Debbie Smith IZ YUS ON DA POT MAAM????
David Pomeroy no but wondering what you're all on..what a screwed up bunch you lot are
Debbie Smith LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONER AND DONT YOU NOT BE SAYING THIS PALM DONT NOT APPLY TO YOUS BECOZ YOUS A LADY.
Candy Man whatever.
Debbie Smith ME AN MEEMAW WES PREY FORE UR EVIL SOLE SINNER SIR AMEN🙏💋
David Pomeroy might need a few English lessons God isn't going to understand a word you say in your prayers
Let's die the right way: MASS SHOOTINGS!!! That's the "christian" way to die!!!
Heather Arnold-Newell if we arm every good Christain than there wont not be no more mass shotings!!!!!!!! All them shoters are libturd Dummycrats!!!!!!!
Heather Arnold-Newell MORE GUNS = LESS SHOOTINGS!!! THATS WHY ARE GOVINER RON DESANTIS IN FLORIDA IS GETTING RIT OF NEEDING PERMITS AND MANDITORY TRAINING BECUASE THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A LIBERAL MASS SHOOTER WITH A GUN IS A GOOD TRU CHRISTAIN CONSERVATIVE WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump MORE GUNS = LESS SHOOTINGS!!1. IT IS JUST COMMON CENTS
Panelopi Dan AMENS🎚🎚🙏🙏🙏🎚🎚🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
We need more Pete Rose's and less division!
https://fb.watch/e5kJUoKneC/
AMEN I LOST MY BORTHUR TO THE MARIJUANA NEEDLES TWENTY YEARS AGO AND MY WIFE SAYS THT SHE USE TO AND GOT PERGNENT WITHOUT HAVING RELATONS WITH A MAN SO NOT ONLY DO IT KILL IT ALSO GIVE YOU BABYS
Jon Glass SO SAD I PREY FORE YU. IZ UR BRUTHER PERMANATELY DEAD??
David Pomeroy YEA HE WENT TO BE WITH ARE LORD JEESUS AND NOW DONNA IS HAVIN PORBLEMS WITH THE MARJUANA SNORTING PREY FOR HER TO
Jon Glass wife got pregnant without relations? 😂😂😂
ITS TRUE SHE NEVER HAD THE SEX BEFORE ME BUT THW MARJUANA NEEDLES MADE HER PERGNENT
peeple on the pots can chew yurs face off!!! yus cud git permantaly kilt!!!!
David Pomeroy ITS TRU!!1 YOU MITE BECOME A CANNIBAL LIKE JEFFREY DAUMER AFTER JUST ONE BONG!!1
Panelopi Dan ME AN MEEMAW WE IZ PREYIN FORE YUR SOLE PLEEZE DONT NOT DO THE POT!!!
David Pomeroy HELLALOOYA BRUTHA
you guys have to get out of church and learn to spell.
Bruce Campbell THE LORD BABBY JESUS DOES ALL THE LERNINGS YOU EVER NEED DONT YOU NOT FORGET THAT.
Bruce Campbell WE NOW HOW TO SPELL!! SMH!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHEN SOME ONE RESORTS TO PICKING ON THINGS LIKE SPELLING AND GRAMMER ITS A CLEAR SIGN THAT THERE ON THE LOOSING SIDE OF AN ARGUEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!1
Christian Conservatives for Trump SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Candy Man DONT YOU NOT FORGET THAT. ???? WHAT? Lol
Bruce Campbell it's hard to tell if it's just really good satire or a horde of m0r0n5
Bruce Campbell PRAZE TRUMP AR NU SAVOR !!! and god to
David Pomeroy WHAT?
Somebody please tell me this is a fake account
And I have no idea where you got this jacked up list from
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Why do you think
they call it drugs ?
An open letter to white evangelicals: We’re done with you.
By North Carolina Pastor John Pavlovitz
Dear White Evangelicals,
I need to tell you something: People have had it with you. They’re done. They want nothing to do with you any longer, and here’s why: They see your hypocrisy, your inconsistency, your incredibly selective mercy, and your thinly veiled supremacy.
For eight years they watched you relentlessly demonize a Black President; a man faithfully married for 26 years; a doting father and husband without a hint of moral scandal or the slightest whiff of infidelity. They watched you deny his personal faith convictions, argue his birthplace, and assail his character—all without cause or evidence.
They saw you brandish Scriptures to malign him and use the laziest of racial stereotypes in criticizing him. And through it all, White Evangelicals—you never once suggested that God placed him where he was, you never publicly offered prayers for him and his family, you never welcomed him to your Christian Universities, you never gave him the benefit of the doubt in any instance, you never spoke of offering him forgiveness or mercy, your evangelists never publicly thanked God for his leadership, your pastors never took to the pulpit to offer solidarity with him, you never made any effort to affirm his humanity or show the love of Jesus to him in any quantifiable measure.
You violently opposed him at every single turn—without offering a single ounce of the grace you claim as the heart of your faith tradition. You jettisoned Jesus as you dispensed damnation on him.
And yet you give carte blanche to a white Republican man so riddled with depravity, so littered with extramarital affairs, so unapologetically vile, with such a vast resume of moral filth—that the mind boggles.
And the change in you is unmistakable. It has been an astonishing conversion to behold: a being born again.
With him, you suddenly find religion. With him, you’re now willing to offer full absolution. With him, all is forgiven without repentance or admission. With him, you’re suddenly able to see some invisible, deeply buried heart. With him, sin has become unimportant, and compassion no longer a requirement. With him, you see only Providence.
And White Evangelicals, all those people who have had it with you—they see it all clearly. They recognize the toxic source of your inconsistency.
They see that pigmentation and party are your sole deities. They see that you aren’t interested in perpetuating the love of God or emulating the heart of Jesus. They see that you aren’t burdened to love the least, or to be agents of compassion, or to care for your Muslim, gay, African, female, or poor neighbors as yourself.
They see that all you’re really interested in doing is making a God in your own ivory image and demanding that the world bow down to it. They recognize this all about white, Republican Jesus—not dark-skinned Jesus of Nazareth.
And I know you don’t realize it, but you’re digging your own grave these days; the grave of your very faith tradition.
Your willingness to align yourself with cruelty is a costly marriage. Yes, you’ve gained a Supreme Court seat, a few months with the Presidency as a mouthpiece, and the cheap high of temporary power—but you’ve lost a whole lot more.
You’ve lost an audience with millions of wise, decent, good-hearted, faithful people with eyes to see this ugliness. You’ve lost any moral high ground or spiritual authority with a generation. You’ve lost any semblance of Christlikeness. You’ve lost the plot. And most of all you’ve lost your soul.
I know it’s likely you’ll dismiss these words. The fact that you’ve even made your bed with such malevolence, shows how far gone you are and how insulated you are from the reality in front of you. But I had to at least try to reach you. It’s what Jesus would do.
#done
"Not preying before bed or dinner"? Sounds like some Christian priests need to be hitting the holy grass!
HOW DOES YOU BOYFRIEND DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING STUPIDITY?
Brad House 😂
Is this page a joke to make fun of the right wingers. Not sure because I know that they really are that dumb.