REMEMBER TODAY TO THANK A VET FOR YOURE FREEDOMS!!! HEROS LIKE ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP ARE THE REASON YOU GOT FREEDOMS TODAY!!!!!! I CANT NOT WAIT UNTIL WE WIN IN COURT WHEN AMY CONEY BARRETT DOSE WHAT TRUMP SAYS SO TRUMP CAN START HIS SECOND TERM!!!!!!!!1
PLEASE PREY FOR HEROS LIKE ARE PRESEDENT!!!
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#TRUMP2020 #SAFEARECHILDEREN #BLUELIFESMATTER #ALLLIFESMATTER
I AM SO FED UP WITH LAZY LIBERALS ALL WAYS WANTING FREE HAND OUTS WHILE THE REST OFF US WORK FOR ARE FOOD! THERE ALL WAYS ON THE WELFARE. THANK
YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE MCDONALDS AND THEIR WAS A WOMEN THEIR WITH HER BABBY AND SHE WAS BREST FEEDING IT IN THE PUBLIC!!! IN THE PUBLIC!!!!! I TOLD THE
ARE GOVNER RON DESANTIS IS TEACHING DISNEY A LESSON!! THEY NEED TO LEARN THEY DONT NOT GET NO FREE SPEACH UNLESS ITS THE RIGHT SPEACH!!! BECUASE THIS IS FLORIDA AND
HE FAGHT OFF AN ENTIRE BATTALAION OF GERMEN SOLIDIERS AND SAVED GINA!
One of the better parody accounts out there
Love the irony her folks!!!!
Pretty sure this satire folks
Ted Dzogan
He faught for our freedom and was Critically ingured during the Bowling Green masicure. our lord n savyor TRUMp had to walked for 30 days and nites with bone spores.
I THINK PRESDENT TRUMP IS THE GRETEAST VETEREN BUT MY SECOND FAVORITE IS TED NUGENT HE DONT TAKE NO CRAP FROM ANYONE AND HE IS A WAR HERO WHO LOVES ARE TROOPS AND LOVES AMERCA!!! IF YOU SEE TED NUGENT TODAY MAKE SURE TO THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICKS!🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
And he was a good dad to his underage wife too–its not every guy who would go out of his way to adopt a girl, bring her to America and then marry her just so she can have a good holesome American Life. God bless him! He deserved that same kind of metal Rush got. * Not band. It looks confusion . I mean the president metal like Limbaw.
Craig Richard Lloyd You can adopt one and then mary them! There are probly some Chrstian organziatoins that will help you do that. God bless!!
Craig Richard Lloyd Yeah, you can't condition the old ones right. Its better to start young. I think Mr Nuget married his dayghter when she was 16 o r 17. He's lucky he was able to condition her right since she was already so old. But he had God helping him. 👏💪
ConservaDerps Hey Alvin Johnson you believe this shit too? Ain’t that right Michael Carrillo Jose Silva? 😂😂😂😂
SOME MENS WEREN'T AS PATRIOTIC AS TED NUGGET AND DID THINGS LIKE PEE THEIR PANTS TO DODGE THE DRAFT!!! GOD BLESS MR. NUGGET, A TRU AMERICAN HERO!!!1
I heard he got the idea to invent adult pampers when he wuz standing in line to enlist. He is a hero to all senior citizens.
Panelopi Dan No, he just SHIT his pants! He is a draft dodging, lying coward, just like Dirty Don.
Roland DiFillipo SHUT UP YOU DUMBY!!!
That's not how you spell dummy.
Cyn Baheenie WRONG 👿
Oh you're right..Dummy is spelled more like ConservaDerps
Cyn Baheenie NO YOU ARE!!
Cyn Baheenie , everyone knows ConservaDerps is well respected among Repubescents all over America
ConservaDerps you win.
Henry Berumen YEAH HENRY KNOWS!! 💯🇵🇷🙏
I don't think you know who you are talking to….ConservaDerps has been nominated for this short film of Mitch McCunnell. Rare footage, he just mated with his wife the Japanese Sea Turtle. He could get the Pullitzer Prize!
Conservaderps…writing something in all caps doesn't make it more true lol🤣
Cyn Baheenie MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN ON MY COMPUTAR I DONT HAVE LOWER CASE
ted nugget was in the vetnam war as a hunter who shotted water bufflos to fead are trops! he is a TRU christain hero and deserves a meddle of honer! he had to keap the vet kong frum gettin him four shotting the bufflos, so that marines could helicopter him and the buflos back to base! he also met trunp wile he was their! he saluted him as sargeint bone spurs! amens
Thank you Ted! (Don't forget to wipe the shit out of your pants…)
Spelling is not any of your strong suits. Unbelievable! He does like the uneducated.
Christain Conservetives Against the Pots , but how did Repubescents react? This is important for future generations that believe that ribbed condoms don't taste like ribs.
Caroline Landstreet WHEN YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO THNIGS LIKE PICKING ON SPEELING, YOU KNOW YOUR ON THE LOOSING SIDE OF TEH ARGUEMENTS!!!
ConservaDerps lmao! Sure
ConservaDerps are you even real? Is this a satirical group? Lmao
ConservaDerps I went to two Ted Nugent concerts. He plays guitar really fast. That's about it. 😂
Mark Landstreet YOU SOUND RELLY DUM RIGHT NOW. WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP.
ConservaDerps Hey Derps – what branch did trump serve in?
ConservaDerps neither Trump (born a NY elite with a silver spoon in his mouth) never served in the military. Neither did Ted Nugent. Please do your research before opening your mouth.
https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2015/06/03/fact-checker-ted-nugent-draft-dodging-claim-revisited/28324833/
Dear Lord please regift Christian Conservatives for Trump with spell check.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wasnt EVER in the military. Military school, is different than the service!!!!
But to the real vets ❤💙 we love yall, thank you so much for what you do!
BRAVE BIGLY, A REEL Worrier
You guys are hilarious. This is good.
You’re delusional and scary.
Julie Lord *your*
Allan Tregenna LoL! Wrong.
YOUR A SCARRY MORAN!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump *You’re
Julie Lord libtard trying to make Jesus’ land like those non white countries and commie Kung fu countries. Trump won the war on Christmas and stopped the terrorist from being terrified. He made it ok to say the n word again and not just in our heads. All the mainstream media is lying unless it agrees with my opinion.
YOU ARE LIBREL FAKE NEWS!
Julie Lord you’re wrong! Why don’t you start believing in GOD and realize that trump is the only leader for out country
Thank you to GENERAL TRUMP for winning the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!
*our
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-avoided-the-military-draft-which-was-common-at-the-time-vietnam-war-2018-12%3famp
Riiiiiiight!!!
Paul Rawlinson FAKE NEWS!!!!!! DO YOUR RESERCH!!!!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump yeah says the same everywhere you look! He was in a military academy it seems, but never served as an active solider, 5 deferments in total!!!
What war did he actively serve in???
HE WAS TEH HEROW OF BLOWING GREENE KANTUKY, SHO SUM RASPECT! SMH
Trump has literally never served anyone but himself
My cats thank all Vets for their service in keeping them healthy!
I have to give it to you on this one….for a few moments I had to wonder. You sound just like them. You've hit that nail square on its head. I wonder how many who follow you are not realizing the jokes on them?
Janet Fields seriously, a lot more than you can imagine, from both sides lol
Most bravest bone spur hero and war veterinarian there ever was out there. He's a reel life Rambo.. I'd give him like a hundreth purple harts if it I could!!!! 💜🇺🇲💜🇺🇸💜🇺🇸 #ManipulatingAmericasGullibleAsshats
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AMENS FER a TRU WARIOR🙏🏽💣💪🏿😂
HAPPY VETERANS DAY
SEE? HE DIDN'T NOT SAY THAT! CHECKMATE LIBBIES!
OMG that's a good one. 🤣
Cyn Baheenie HE IS A PATROIT
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After you have conquered spell check look up the definition of Veteran or hero..Trump or bone spur aren't in that definition
Barbara Haysom his face is in the distiinary next to the werd HERO
Julius Von Sivers that's a riot…
ARE PRESEDENT TRUNP IS THE GRAYTEST WOAR HIRO, HIS GUN GOES PEW PEW PEW AT THEM VET NAMS!
Atleast he never got caught, unlike McCain.
WOW WHAT A GRATE AND HONERABEL LEADER AND SOLDER HE IS!! I BELIEF THAT HE WAS NOMANATED FOR THE MEDEL OF HONER BUT A LIBTARD INNERFEARED AND DENYED IT ITS TEARABLE!!!
Nikki Mccall
I have reposted some of these highly evolved and entertaining post. Seems republiTards and demTards alike are unable to understand the meanings of double negatives. When used in a statement.
Johnny Joe "When used in a statement." What a nice little "sentence" you've got there at the end, Grammar King.
YOU COMMUNISTS ARE THE NEGATIVE ONES DISREPECTING THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER WITH YOU COMMUNIST ANTEEFA FAKE NEWS! HES STILL YOUR PRESIDENT SNOW FLAKE! TRUMP 2020!
ON THE SEVANTH DAY THE LORD RESSTED. DONOLD J TRUMP TOOK OVER. #MAFA #TRIMP2021 #STOPTHECUNT #KEEPCOUTING
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and altso we are so thankful for are new apartment of defense head peoples what will not do nothin when are grate prezdent decides to stay in the white house for anothra 20 yeers sincte the leccshun was stole from him by theses commonissesses socylaissesses lib demcrats.
Y'all its a funny! Calm down!
HE NOES MORE THEN ALL THE MILITERIES COMBINED ABOUT WAR AND THE ARMY. GOD BLESS BABY CADETT TRUNP..!!!
Thanks, Cadet Bonespurs.
Does that mean that your man wears his spurs while he's boning you?
Draft dodger: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/2420475002
Jared Dudley
Joshua Belasquez this is a satire page. 😂😂 These comments are hilarious. Also thank you for your actual service.
He is the unsung hero for all the Christians of America, as well as for the world. He should be entitled Defender of the Church next to the Great Constantine of Roman Empire.
Efkee Royte Okay Okay are you ok? Sounds like you hit your head pretty hard…
AMENS!!!
Alison Gail i'm fine 🙃
trunp the holly romin empereror!
Efkee Royte Okay Okay SORRY CATHOLOISM AINT REAL CHRISTAIN
Alison Gail Must have bounced that head a few times as well no doubt
Efkee Royte Okay Okay Religious pharisees and scribes are 2 different things. Matt.23
Efkee Royte Okay Okay he’s a liar and a rapist. God knows and he is watching.
Christian Conservatives for Trump
STOP LIVING IN FANTASY LAND.
Efkee Royte Okay Okay funny joke
Efkee Royte Okay Okay YOU HAVE NO IQ !!!
HE’LL YAH BORTHERS! MAGA 2020 IT FOR MORE YEARS! #DUMPBIDEN
i unnerstan those good folks in missipi is thinkin bout succeeding from the union. All theses states neads to see bout joining them if the eval demcrats gets thare way and takes over washinton.
Michael Eric Dale I'm sorry, I'm going to ask you to redo this as the spelling and grammatical errors make this completely illegible.
Alison Gail i lerned to spael fonetcly
Michael Eric Dale Illerate!
TRUMP CARRYD A WOUNDED SOLDER 6 MILES AND SOM DEMOCRAT SWITCHED IT FOR A BAG OF POTATOES
Captain Bonespurs!!!
I love this page 🙂
YOU FORGETED TO MANTION HIS FEIND RUDOLF JUILULANI WHO FAUGHT THE BRAVE BATTLE FOR 4 SEASONS IN TOTAL WAR OF THE LANDSCAPES IN SUBURBIA OF PHILADELPHIA CREAM CHEESE AGAINST THE LEFTISTS NUTS WHO CLAIMS THAT HOUR DEER PRESEDENT HAZ LOSTED THE ERECTION.
Wayne Smith , James Phillips
Asa Hanrahan thank you Don J Trump for all your years of draft dodging and fake injuries. Our Armed Forces would surely have failed with your feeble spirt and wavering resolve amidst their ranks.
ARE PRESIDINT DIDNNNT NOT FOUGHT INTHR BOWLING GREEEENE MASSSACER HE DISSERVES TGE FREEDOM OF METAL!!!!!
God blesd his HOLELY name! Are precident wears that uniform better'n awl the veteruns!!!1
THOTS AN PREYERS FOR AWL HIS LAW SOOTS!!!
I DINT NOT SEE NO BONE SPURES HERS PROOVE IN THIS PICTER YOUR MOVE LIBS!!
Jeremy Mullen YOU MUST HAVE X-RAY EYES IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SEE BONE SPURS ??? AND IF YOU DO HAVE X-RAY EYES THEN IT MUST BE TERRIFYING TO SEE WHAT IS BEHIND tRUMPS MASK !!!!!! HERE IS A LITTLE EXAMPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRESEDENT TRUMP HAS A PURPLE HART, YOU KNOW!!!! HE ALWAYS WANTED ONE AND GOT IT THE EASY WAY!!!1 ARE PRESEDENT IS A JENIUS!!!1 HE DIDN"T HALF TO FIGHT IN NO WARS LIKE THOSE OTHER SUCKERS AND LOOSERS!!1 GOD BLESS ARE TROOPS AND PRESENDENT TRUMPS!!1
Michele Gava USE FULL SENTENCES. GRAMMER IS IMPOTENT!!!1
WAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
I AM FROM THE GRATE RED STATE OF OHIO!!!1
READ IT AND WEAP, MICHAEL. ARE PRESEDENT AND HIS PURPLE HART
He won the most important war of them all, the war on Christmas. Your welcome Jesus land.
Santa is one letter away from being Satan. I just blew your libtard mines.
Capt. Bone spurs, Bunker boy. Had to erect four walls to protect him from American people. Hilarious.
Kim Rose YOU LOST AGIN GET OVER IT YOU WILL SEE WHEN THEY SAYS THE VITES DID NOT COUNT CHEATERS!!!!
Jonathan Aubuchont your cap lock seems to be stuck. Do you need a tutorial? Where is your proof of corruption? All lawsuits have been thrown out. Saying it doesn't make it true, Buttercup.
Thank you Mr. President!
EMPEROR TRUMP IS THE BESTEST HERO IN MURICAN HESTORI!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS BS. THAT PICTURE IS OF MITCH MCCONNELL BEFORE HE RAN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH WHEN IN KOREA.
A grate man! He fites to pratekt us frum the Socialites!!
He NEVER served. He dodged the draft during Vietnam by having a doctor that said he had bone spurs in his feet. Bought & paid for.
Yes, say your Preyers for preyers like Rep Rick Roeber! 😉
Boun spurrs, tha jift what kips and gibbing.
Trump is NOT a veteran. He NEVER served in the armed forces because of his "bone spurs." This is a LIE! Some "Christians" you are. Hypocrites!
Roland DiFillipo dude… it’s satire.
Roland DiFillipo jfc not only did you completely miss the joke but you can't string together a coherent train of thought either
WRONG!!!!!!!!! DO YOURE RESERCH!!!!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump YOU ALL ARE INFATUATED WITH A PUTIN LAP DOG (( I GUESS THAT IS ONLY FITTING CONSIDERING YOU ARE RUSSIAN TROLLS !!!!! )) ISN'T THAT CORRECT COMRADES ???????????????
HE SCARFACED HIS SOLE FOR ARE CONTRY. HE IS A HIGH CHRISTIAN NOT A LAME MOOSELIMB.
Hell yah! He will lead us again, (if his bone spurs don't act up.) He'd run into hell barefoot to save a burning flag but for his bones spurs. As long as it voted for him that is. Trupm obviously won, just count the Trump flags … what do you mean? flags don't vote, trucks don't vote, boats don't vote. People do? YEah right. And right now 5 Million more Americans voted for Joe Biden? 5 MILLION,That's a lot lot of dead people voting, that's a damn conspriacy more than a Q, that's RSTLNE. That's more people than live in the entire states of Alabama, Louisiana, Kentucky, Oregon, Oklahoma, Connecticut, Utah, Iowa, Nevada, Arkansas, Mississippi, Kansas, New Mexico, Nebraska, West Virginia, Idaho, Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Montana, Rhode Island, Delaware, South Dakota, North Dakota, Alaska, DC, Vermont, and Wyoming.
ALL HAIL KING OF THE BOOMERS!
Jeff Watkins
He was never in the military!
Michele Gava WRONG!!!!!!!! DO YOURE RESERCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Michele Gava you is stoopid
Christian Conservatives for Trump lol….high school
Cadet Bone Spurs was passed over – just like last week! He’s a LOSER!
um he didnt serve so try again . mr bone spurs neededto play tennis instead
Dale Mulkey it’s satire
Prayz they Lhord Master Trymp had bhone speers hor hie mite hav got killllled in they rmey 👌
THE DEMONRATS STOLED THE ERECTION FROM PRESEDENT TRUMP. ARE PRESEDENT DESERVES ARE SUPORT!!
Jesus has cast out the sinner Trump. The world is starting to ignore his as is the will of God almighty. The owner of this page has sinned terribly by attempting to speak for god by saying God would support Trump.Repent now or burn in hell You do NOT get to speak for God. Only God knows his plan! REPENT NOW!
Mark Whobrey It's repaint now!!! Geez cant u spel???
Mark Whobrey I'm not burning in hell, you're burning in hell
Mike Borginis You to know I am trolling them right? I am an atheist. I just like to give them doses of their own shit. I am correct though. To speak for God is to sin per their own damn bible.
Mark Whobrey YOUR A MORAN!!! AHETITS ARE SATIN WORSHIPERS!!!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump 🤣
Bone spur pussy
Are you xriggin kidding me. What idoits on this post. He is a draft Dodger.
Gloria Novesl it’s satire
WRONG!!! DO YOURE RESERCH!
You need to do your research. He avoided the draft 5 times, got deferment because of his feet which IS BS. So you need your to do your research
This is his military school picture … far cry from actual service and so disrespectful to those who actually did serve
WRONG!!! ARE GRATE PRECEDENT HASN'T NEVER NOT PLAYED PROFESSIONAL BASEBALLS!!! HE WAS SERVING OUR COUNTRY!!!
Happie veterens day Mr Turnp
Hahaha… this page makes my day…
Absolutely love this page. You guys are so funny.
The amount of fucking woooshh here is mind boggling
lol Trump dodged the the military draft 5 times, he's never been in the military
Scott Henley WRONG!!!!! DO YOURE RESERCH!!!
Christian Conservatives for Trump Ahh yes, all caps – the best way to prove to everyone you're a triggered snowflake. I've done research, and no, he hasn't. So stand down snowflake, or cry harder about your fascist leader being toppled.
Wanda Dewitt Cry harder snowflake, no use being in denial about it
Wanda Dewitt lol he ain't making america "great" any more 🤣🤣
Wanda Dewitt keep fantasizing about him buddy, I'm sure nothing will come of it except hatred and misery 😂😂
Wanda Dewitt yeah that's right I'm shaking my head at you, snowflake buddy ;)🤗🤣🤣
Wanda Dewitt nah buddy, I ain't got none of those ailments. And are you targeting disabled people with that comment?
damn straight brother, no trump supporter could ever call themselves Christian
Wanda Dewitt dat's a heresy if I ever saw it
Have fun being triggered snowflake buddy 🤣🤣
Wanda Dewitt back at ya snowflake 🤣🤣🤣
Wanda Dewitt Says the person triggered by my comment 🤣🤣 Keep fantasizing buddy
Wanda Dewitt who's the one needing a safe space again? 🤔 because by the way you're so triggered like a conservative snowflake, it seems to be you that's needing the safe space 🤣🤣
Wanda Dewitt AHMENS GOOD CHRISTAIN SISTA! REPUBLICAN JESUS SAFED YOU A SPOT IN HEAVEN!!
Wanda Dewitt Seems to me you're the one triggered 🤣🤣 How about you run along to Parler? OH WAIT THAT GOT TAKEN DOWN HAHAHAHA SUCKED IN 🤣🤣
Wanda Dewitt your babbling is far more entertaining i must admit
Scott Henley
BLEST YOU AND ARE HOLLY LEEDER TRUMP!!!11 UR A GRATE CHRISTAIN WOMEN Wanda Dewitt AHMENS
Wanda Dewitt your last-resort "fake news" screeching is so satisfying, that it's almost a turn-on 🤣🤣🤣
a holly lewya to are vetenerians! most of my mail famlee have ben or are in the miltary and we is a strong christain and miltary famlee! paw paw was almost oled enuf to be in ww1, so he was a bootlegger and werked four alcapone four a wile till probition endid. he a vet off the war on shine! we so prod off him! amens
I WANT MINE PENiS TO BE SIZE OF PeNIS THAT TURMP SAY HE HAVE!!
Nicolae Ciobotaru
Draft dodging coward
Goddamn traitor
David Coorey
Jerry Gamba
1 term DRAFT DODGING trumpty dumpty epstines bestie the pussy grabbing narcissist?
I think not
Is this group a joke? Lmao
Donald Trump did not serve in the military. He went to military school. He did not want to go to war and his father was able to, with his deep pockets of money, get Donald a bone spur deferment so he wouldn't have to serve. It's safe in military school. It's not safe in a war zone.
Mark Landstreet he won the war on Christmas.
But Trump lost the election, no?
Brad Evenson NO
Brad Evenson I've had enough of you guys unfairly picking on The President. The election isn't over until the American people say so – not Biden, not the fake MSM….and not YOU ! MAGA.
Rob Kennedy precedent!!! SMDH
Mark Copus lol. I done gone to the Trump universety centre so my spellin ain't too good.
Rob Kennedy it gut bedder!
Mike Hartsch YOUR A LIBERAL LIER!!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!
Rob Kennedy Well as an American, Trump lost. Biden is the President-Elect and Trump has never been a veteran.
Brad Evenson Yes, he lost big time!
Christian Conservatives for Trump
I thanked a vet last Christmas. She sewed up my cat's stomach and charged a thousand dollars!! Praise bankruptcy!!
(To the genuine veterans 💖💖🏆🏆)
What a Christian group….spread your lies!
Onlee Dumold knoes how to do things more militarily than sum others that served in WW Too and thats why he is the best presedent ever for America the Beatiful! Prays Jeysus AMen!
Dave Press SATIRE ????????????
Presdent Trump is all GODS army in a one man person. Prays TRUMP and be on his side or die. PRAYS TRUMP
Our precedent one the elecshon fiar and square. Rudy will fite this to the supreme courtyard at marriot becuz its a very fancy motel that can make shur only the LEGAL votes is counted not the fake wons by the dumbocrats!! Stop the frawd! What would Jesus do?!
#maga #Trump2020LandslideVictory #trumpisahero
I forgot for a hot minute this was a satire page