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DAVID TRIED THE POT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HIS POT BONG EXSPLODED IN HIS FACE!

DAVID TRIED THE POT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THAN HIS POT BONG EXSPLODED IN HIS FACE! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY DANGERS OF DOING THE POT!

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  1. so sads the Pots does this much damage and yet the Demacrats under the Mooselamb Obummer want are kids to abuse the Pots !!!! NO MORE PRESSDENT TRUMP WILL FIX THIS !!!! AMENS !!!

  2. I would pray. But, I'm scared that praying for sinners who are going to hell will make Jesus angry. If you bong pot, you deserve the explosion.

    1. THE PROBALEM IS ALL OF THE LIBERAL PROPGANA SAYING THE POT IS SAFE! HE JUST DIDNT NOT NOW ANY BETTER SO IN THIS CASE IT WASNT NOT HIS FAULT BECUASE HE WAS LIED TO BY THE LIBTARD POT ATTICTS!

    2. That is a fair point. I have seen the fake news praising pot. I've also seen junkies try force Christians to have a bong

    3. none ofbthe dope iv smoked ever did that , must be the synthetic stuff big pharma are trying to push

    4. You use terms like “libtard” and actually believe yourself to be Christian?

      This entire meme is bearing false witness, yet you call yourself a Christian?

      Actually, judging from your HORRENDOUS English, I strongly suspect you are a Russian troll.

    5. Are you people for real? This is obviously a fake meme from a movies. This has never happened to a single person who smoked pot.

    6. Christian Conservatives for Trump it’s addicts, not atticts for one. Second pot is not addictive. It has been proven to cure many things that big pharmaceutical companies charge hundreds for. You need to relax and go roll a joint.

    7. Candace Marie Butler WOW!! JUST WOW!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO DO YOUR RESERCH BECUASE YOUR EMBARASING YOUR SELF!!!

    8. Christian Conservatives for Trump who is really the embarrassment? You can’t spell, you have no logic, no critical thinking skills and I’m wondering where you got this kind of rhetoric from. There is no proof out there that pot is addicting at all. Marijuana is not manufactured. You can’t make it. It grows as a plant. Marijuana you might say was created from God.

    9. Please tell me this is satire and there isn’t a person alive who believes this bs?

    10. Chris Tilbury first of its illegal not whatever the hell you are trying to spell. Second of all, it’s illegal because big pharmaceutical can make money off of other drugs and they don’t want to cure diseases.

      They make too much money off of drugs like insulin and depression medication as well as cancer treatments when marijuana would cure all of these things. Do the research yourself. Don’t let somebody else’s greed control your thinking. Second, it is legal in many states now. You can also get it prescribed by a doctor. It’s legal in other countries as well. It was once illegal to own salves. I sure wouldn’t let the law determine my morality. Think for yourself while it’s still legal.

    11. In his upcoming new book, Christ Against Cannabis, the famous Christian preacher, Ryan Peter Nel of the Amen Jesus Second Amendment Bible Church of America addresses this very issue.

      He presents compelling arguments as to why pot is the unforgivable sin. Further, he argues that this is the forbidden fruit in Eden.

      It's long been known that Satans Right hand, Charles Darwin evolved this during an experiment.

      The history of this evil plant and the consequences of using it are explored in depth. I highly recommend read

    12. Candace Marie Butler HA! WRONG!!! IT'S ATTICT!!!!! AND THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE IS ATTICTIVE AND DANGROUS!!!!

    13. I'm scared this junkie is going to try make fake news,to addict some Christians here

    14. Eye am so tried of peeple and there smarty pants moufs. Go injekt a potball, Candace!!!

    15. Maybe you should do research. What you describe in this image is literally impossible. A bong cannot explode. It is not a pressure vessel, and cannot possibly become one since it has three openings. If you filled it with gasoline it wouldn’t explode, it would just catch fire and burn.

    16. Junkies who use dangerous tools to get their fix will have the occasional accident. That's Jesus reminding them to keep away from dangerous drugs

    17. Candace Marie Butler you are definitely going to Hell!!!pot is the Devil,I'm preying for you 😡🙏😡🙏

    18. The picture prouves what yor saying is turtle none sents…. look at the Pictur and tel yorself that the pictur is not faik news.

    19. Don't feel bad dude lol I also freaked the first time I saw this site but go check the site dis foken doos snaaks

    20. That's them trying to make a pot satanic baby. Be warned. The threat is real. Wake up, America

    21. Christian Conservatives for Trump and you cannot be addicted to marijuana … but ok

    22. There are addicts crawling out of every gutter. Is this the future we wanted, America

    23. Why do we have so many junkies invading our Christian page?

      Pot has been proven to cause:

      Cancer

      Death

      Revocation of the Second

      Hell

      Disease

    24. Ryan Peter Nel I highly recommended you stop trying to peddle some 🐴 💩 propaganda

    25. Anyone angered by this post has successfully been trolled by Christian conservatives for Trump…LMMFAO

    26. The all powerful lord is mighty and forgiving. If they pray and repent for their sins god and Jesus will forgive them. I just hope they can get out of the addictive evil pot’s grip of Satan.

    27. Leigh Cox – how can you say bong not xplode? It’s their in the pitcher you libtard!

    28. Smoking pot is the unforgivable sin because it leads to death, abortion, homogayness and gun control

    29. Im prety sure that the pot can give u aids also! Thats god teling you you are a evil sinners!

    30. In the age of information I'm so bothered that so many are so ignorant.. but go to your doctors and try their poison.. it will never stop me from healing.. survival of the fittest.. 😜

    31. Josh DeValue Candace Marie Butler Joshua Larkins Michelle Peck Evolution: the the talk of Satin hisself. Survival of the fittest mumbo jumbo talk is satin doin his dirty work on dem libertards smokin the devils lettuce…. We need prayers likes and shares immediately…

    32. Satan, Darwin and Newton evolved pot. That is why it's so deadly. Nothing like that would come from Jesus. Wake up, America

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      Try this it wurks, I tell ya!! I'll prey fer your sole!! Amens!! #jesustakethewheel #maga

    34. But it's been shown that ever since pot was invented, millions of people have died of aids

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      Sharron!! Enough with the naughty potty talk!! This is a christians page!! Amens!! #jesusisalwayswatching

    36. Candace Marie Butler He must have had a lot of likes=prayer and that is why he's better now. That and the medical marijuana.

    37. Chris Tilbury Dude you need to buy a dictionary. Its a big book that helps you spell word correctly.

    38. David Mills FAKE NEWS!!! YOU DONT NOT DO NO POSION BARRYS OR OPIUM SO WHY WOULD YOU DO A DANGROUS DRUG LIKE THE POT?????? SMH!!!

    39. Laura Kaminski seriously- check out the page…. it’s not serious! Satire is lost on some people!! 😂

    40. Two many libtard morans on this face books. Ban them. Candise is an anogram of CANABIS = pothead addick

    41. I hope not one of you judgemental fucks don't drink. Because you would be a hypocritical ass. Medically, alcohol is still worse than weed, without a doubt

    42. Tell me this thread is a fucking joke. Otherwise I see quite a few morons on here. You judgemental Trumps dick grabbin freaks

    43. Josh Derksen this is no joak! Us here peeple are the best peeple, Trump peeple!! 😉

    44. Ryan Peter Nel you gotta be stupid!!! Weed is grown NATURALLY from a SEED from EARTH dude just delete yo page

    45. Yes! I drink! Jack Daniels is a Christian company and their produce is legal. For good reason. Amen America

    46. Weed was evolved by Satan's henchman, Charles Darwin. It's the most deadly substance known. It's the forbidden fruit and the cause of all disease. Keep away

    47. That means Jesus will hate you, you'll lose your mind, dabble in atheism, eat babies, get a disease, die and go to hell. Weed: is it worth it

    48. This is a parody page right? You do know that picture is from an episode of Gray's Anatomy….right? And for pity's sake, get a dictionary!

    49. I hate junkies. This just shows us how much pot destroys minds. We won't stand for this.

    50. you know I haven't read the Bible lately but the last time I did I don't remember not praying for sinners or actually hoping that they would get maimed was in there just sayin'

    51. Sharon Sinclair its opioid! Get a brian moran!!! Come on now. I went to Trumps University and I can spell right!!! Amens!!! #maga

    52. Where do you libturd atheists get your facts? It's long been shown how dangerous pot it. You gotta be pretty stupid to wanna try it

    53. Ryan Peter Nel I think you’re a troll and need a pot bong hit. Also please got read genesis 1:29

    54. Christian Conservatives for Trump learn to spell prayer. Dont post on social media until you can at least spell prayer!!

    55. Christian Conservatives for Trump again problem, not problem, propaganda, addicts!! Go back to school, or find a church that teaches spelling.

    56. Notice how the atheist libturd pot smoking heathen attacks spelling and not facts. I bet someone just checked their bible…

    57. Judge not lest ye be judged. Do you know who said that? It's the guy the religion was based upon. Fake Christians are the worst.

    58. Chris Tilbury lmao…because the law hasn’t taxes it yet silly, there are stores to buy it at…that ARE LEGAL!😝

    59. Ryan Peter Nel you’ve or anyone you love has never been addicted to “meds” from your pill pushing dr.? Couple of mine were, for long periods of time…that eventually took their lives! You are wrong, stop playing “GOD” you are FAR FROM IT!

    60. Laura Kaminski it’s spelt bibbel 😡,now go sit in the corner to learn about Jezus…

    61. Shanna, don't swear. We are Christians. I don't judge anyone except atheists, Liberals and anyone else doomed to hell. Being addicted to meds is good. Meds make people healthy. Imagine being addicted to healthy.

      April Haviland, Jesus loves Christians. That's why he gave us America. He hates atheists. That's why their countries have gun laws

    62. Really… you think Jesus wouldn’t want you to pray for sinners?… you have perverted Christianity…

    63. Ryan Peter Nel lol my spot is already reserved with the lord..you sound like a complete idiot!

    64. You two stop being hypocrites. I've read the bible. You must pray for Christians. Not sinners. Amen

    65. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Mathew 7:2

    66. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? Mathew 7:3

    67. How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? Matthew 7:4

    68. Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well enough to deal with the speck in your friend's eye. Matthew 7:5

    69. Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven; Luke 6:37

    70. He also told them a parable: “Can a blind man lead a blind man? Will they not both fall into a pit? Luke 6:39

    71. We not judging atheists and pot smokers. It's just not our fault that Jesus hates them and wants to throw them in hell. But he loves Christians.

    72. 14 For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15 But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. Matthew 6:14-15.

    73. Ryan Peter Nel Jesus does not hate. Show me a bible verse that he hates and does not show forgiveness

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      Someone is an atheist that believes in a pasta 🍝 god. Your just trolling you’re not a Christian. Either am I really but you go against atheism when you use a deity of any kind….

    75. Joey Alejos I think it says "pray for the sinners" all over the Bible. And it doesn't specify Christian or not. Christians sin, too. No person is perfect, only God. Jesus even had faults because he was in a mortal form on Earth.

    76. Ryan Peter Nel we're all sinners. Baptism only washes away the sins up to that point. It doesn't prevent future ones, only makes them easier to forgive. That means you sin, probably daily. Imma pray for you. 🙏

    77. Candace Marie Butler do your research, paper and textile industry leaders did not want to compete with hemp. marijuana is closely related to hemp but can't get one high. so they created a marijuana smear campaign claiming hemp is pot and the cause of any bad behavior in black people and other minorities, and demanded that marijuana be outlawed and since hemp is marijuana according to them, it needs to be outlawed as well. the american people bought the bullshit out of their hatred of blacks and outlawed marijuana and hemp.

      funny they didn't outlaw tomatoes too, they're a strain of fruit producing hemp.

      and if you think this is wrong, then explain why america has 37 states that legalized marijuana either medically and/or recreational. but not a single place in america today allows growing industrial hemp. yep, hemp still illegal.

    78. I can't believe you guys are falling for this. Can't you see you're being trolled? This whole page is a troll site.

    79. Chris Tilbury lol I’m not Christian at all lol don’t believe in god actually I was just trying to stir shit. And you’re a absolutely dumbass speller.

    80. If Jesus gets angry just show him a cross and his PTSD will get triggered and he’ll lock himself in a bathroom.

    81. DONTA CHAMBERMAID GOODBYE IF WE WANTED SPELLIN LESONS THAN WE WULDNT NOT LEFT THOSE ATHYTIT LIBTERD PUBLICK SKOOLS IN 3ERD GRADE STOP TRYIN TOO PUSH YUR COMMY AJENDERS ON US AN GO AWAY

    82. Bez Ezewski lol and another useless white trash troll that thinks that anyone that disagrees with them is a liberal…….

    83. I'm starting to believe that Kayla must be a junkie who's brain has been so thoroughly wrecked by pot she can't think straight. There may be no saving her but is that how you want to end up? Look at her, that could be you if you try pot, America.

    84. KYLA STOP PUTIN YUR GIFS ALL OVER ARE PAGE THEY DONT NOT BELONG HEAR THERE DISCUSSIN THE ONLY PITCHRS WE WANT TOO SEE HAVE DORNAL TRUMM OR JEESUS AMENDS

    85. Bullshit, its a plant from the earth it cures, if you believe everything you read then your as dumb as a weighter, get it dumbweighter

    86. It's a GMO plant that has been behind EVERY single tragedy in history. Satan, Darwin and Newton evolved it in some evil experiment using science

    87. How many people can read this thread and notice same person behind many profiles? All caps, incorrect spelling, and the most funny bull shit ever! I have laughed so hard at this. I come from Jesus to inform that the character in this picture survived the episode of Grey's Anatomy with a new face! Sent home with a prescription of medical marijuana! 😂😂😂

    88. Are you serious!!!! This is so fake!!!! This is a character from Grey's Anatomy who was hit by a drunk driver. If you're going to add words to a picture, get a legit photo.

    89. You deserve the Darwin Award, considering this has been taken from a scene from Grey’s Anatomy

    90. I'm a very well informed person. Excuse me. It's just you pot toking atheist fools who are so reliant on science

    91. Ryan Peter Nel yes Ryan the Retard, the character’s name was David Young on Grey’s Anatomy. A fictional television show….just like the post with Patrick Dempsey you have posted on this crock of shit page with multiple fake people on it.

    92. Nicki Neumann Baker YOUR THE MORAN ON THIS THRED COULDNT NOT EVEN NOTHER TO DO NO BASIC RESERCH TYPICAL LAZY LIBTURD!!!1

    93. Ryan Peter Nel you’re a fucking moron…would you like for me to pull the episode up??! Can’t photoshop that, idiot.

    94. Jenny Christian seriously?!! How about I give you a lesson in spelling, dumb ass…

      *moron

      *thread

      *couldn’t

      *research

      Shug, the short bus is waiting for you…..

    95. Ryan Peter Nel sucks to be called out on your lie!! Too bad Shonda Rhimes won’t look at this post….she’d own your ass!!!

    96. The fact that you even need to ask that clearly says who is. Lol, you pot smoking atheists. How you cling so desperately to outdated THEORIES, it boggles the mind

    97. NIKY YOU NEEDS TOO LET JEESUS COME INSIDE YOU SO YOU CAN STOP INJECKIN WEEDBALLS AN DISTROYIN YUR BRIAN WITH THE MARANARAS LADYS DONT NOT POT RAGE ON GOOD CRISTSHUN PAGES MORAN

    98. Jenny Christian go catch your short bus cupcake….take your little retard buddies also!

    99. Ryan Peter Nel first off… I am far from being an “atheist” I’m Catholic and proud of it, 🤣🙄….second, I know a lot of Christian people and they do not behave anything like you but cases do. Third….call me idiot, moron, loser all you want, I sleep just fine at night and don’t give a rat’s ass about what you think of me. However, I know I am 💯 right about that “theory”. Y’all mother fuckers need Jesus.

    100. Candace Marie Butler yeah, Mark Sloan, Jackson Avery & Izzy Stevens did an awesome job. Great job on Krista Vernoff’s writing ability and Shonda Rhimes for coming up with an awesome show!!

    101. Jesus really hates such people. They come into a sacred Christian ministry and make up lies

    1. Vince Runaway this is a mean think to post on this grate Christian face books pages !!!!

    2. Vinse i hope you are joke beacuse if your not i felt sorry for you beacuse youll go straght to he'll and im never joke about that

    3. Christian Conservatives for Trump — "ONLY IF ITS THE TERRISTS RELIGION THAT GOT THE SHAKRIA LAWS LIKE THEM POEPLE FROM ISLAM" — So you don't support freedom of religion then, correct ??

    4. We r not bots. Just connected to jebus through preys. He told me pot injekshuns can be lethal.

    5. Christian Merritt, I hope this a bunch of idiots joking. If not these Christian Conservatives for Trump mfs gotta be some of dumbest, most ignorant mfs I've ever had the displeasure of coming across. I'm taking a fat bong hit for all you judgemental tools

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    You be making me mad; you keep posting The Pot is bad, but the bestes Prezadant we ever had, Prez Obama, smoked MaryWana and so did his daughter and Obama be the smartest Prezadant we ever had… AFter Obama smoked The Pot he converted from Muslum to Jesus, so Pot is good!

  4. So sad he used too bong the blow two. You can have a entertainment sentre up his nose.

    1. Corey Haldimand these guys support trump are you not surprised they are a bunch of halfwits, I am surprised they can even spell there own names!!

    2. That statement is totally false do some research bless the marijuana for it is a plant that can heal as well as expand your perspective of life but I guess of you want to base your life on one book expansion of your mind is probably the last thing you are interested in, which is unfortunate

    3. You need reserch buddy! The pot will corupt you're life and autamaticly means you're in AL KAYDA!

    4. HEY ALLAN!!!!1 ITS “THEIR” NOT “THERE”. KWIT POTRAGEING AND LET JESUS COME INSIDE YOU!

    5. I do not live in America (thank the universe) but from what I and most of the world see is Mr Trump taking America back at least fifty – one hundred years. I feel sorry for the next president he is going have a lot of Shit to sort out!! But not Me Pence he will be worse then trump!! Good luck to the smart people who live there (the ones who did not vote for trump, have to put this because well the people on this page are as thick as Shit and will think I am talking about them) you will get through this!!

    6. Scott Smogoleski you can not even spell words correctly and you are calling me thick, you need to go back to school and learn English. Now go eat some nice grass for dinner, 🐑🐑🐑🐑 baa!!!!

    7. Matthew McClusky oh dear did you bang your head or fall over because I think you may have brain damage, why, because you are talking some real shit!! Now go eat some nice lovely green grass 🐑🐑🐑🐑 baa!!

    8. You juss donte unerstan wit this paige is abowt. If you did you mite luv this paige. Wee is duen the lords werk.

    9. Looks like he substituted the water with petrol, and ignited it with a spark from his lighter. If it was supposedly just water this B.S. lol

  5. Theirs no right way too do the wrong thing! Think about before you ruin all the work Trump has done!

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    If you or a loved one you now is suffering from the pot bong addiction, there is help availble!!!1

    1. ADRAIN ROBERTSTAD THE LIBRAL MEDIA WANTS YOU TO BELIEF THAT BUT LOOK AT WAT HAPPENED TO POUR DAVIDS FACE!!!1 #NOTEVENONECE

    2. Lest you drink from the cup of hatred…the world wpuld be a far more peaceful place if more people smoked pot read more books and actually took the effort to empathize and embrace the notion of humanity and our responsibility to our time and place✌

    3. The only book the WORLD need to reed is the BIBEL! and embaracing isnt NOT allowed in the GOOD BOOK!

    4. Mark Thomsen Perhaps some english grammar books may help you discover reel meening of a good book

    5. Jenny Christian NICE TO SEE THEY COULD SPELL FREIND KORRECTLEY!!!! GOOD POSTER THAT SHOWS THE DANGROUSNESS OF INJECTING THE POTS!!!! SAY NO TO THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE!!!

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    MY COUSINTS ANUS EXPLODED FROM USEING THE POT SUPPOSITORRYS NOW HE CANT NOT EVEN SIT AND GOTS ONE DEM POOPY BAGS!!!1

  8. It’s not David’s fawlt it is obumba, crooked hilary and dumbocrats!! Me my misses meemaw and are brood of 14 sing hims, prey four are god jesus to come back.

    1. hay i got 14 childeren to! an my paw paw has the bestest shine in are country hear in west vaggina. jesuse tole me to tell you that fer sum reason. i talk to jesus alot. amens

    2. Stephanie Lee yo my tipe of cristen woman. I make my own shine two and we all worshep are creture jesus with his blond locks, speaking American-not spanlish!! All my boys are named Jesus but my latest is Donald after are grate precedent!

    3. jesuse is so grate, he comes into me alla time! and yes he speakes american and is wite. sum librals sayd he is a muslin and speaks hejew or something witch they gotta made up! they say he is jewesh, but we all nowed hes a christain! amens

  9. Knowing your site to be satire, I am usually amused by your posts, but if the pic is real, I am disappointed that you would use someone's misfortune to provide Ironic humor. If that is the case you should be ashamed.

  10. Fuck you! He was smoking crack

    SMOKE WEED PUFF PUFF PASS 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

    FUCK god!

  11. THIS IS SO HORIBAL!!!

    HAS THEIR BEEN ANY RESERCH DONE TOO FIND OUT WHY THIS HAPENS TOO SO MANY LOOSERS!!!

    THOGUHTS AND PREYERS!!

  12. Some of this stuff makes me shake my head. How would it explode? There is literally nothing explosive in pot. I don't know what happened to this poor kid, but it wasn't pot. Its just not possible. I smell bullshit.

    1. It's satire. Bunch of people bored who love to troll. Sadly, most aren't good at it. Lol

    2. It's all true! My brother just injected the pot ONE TIME and his head just explodeded. FACT

    3. Christian Conservatives for Trump that would be my suggestion. It’s obvious nobody on this page has bothered with research if they actually believe the bullshit that is spewed here. It’s easy to fact check. Pot is not addicting. Pot is a natural grown drug. You don’t manufacture pot, it was created by God.

    4. Reen Reenster I’m sure you are just being funny considering pot is not injected. However your sarcasm has gone over the heads of these people.

    5. Elaine Forrest No Swering these is a christian page. If you dont like it im sure there are plenty of libturd pages to coment on. I will prey you someday groe a brian.

    6. You can ignore the proofs of how dangerus the pots are all you want but you can't ignore the bibel, which says us it is!!!!

    7. Jody IT WAS TEH BONG THAT EXSPLODED IN DAVIDS FAICE CARNT YOU SEE THAT? I PREY FOR YOU TONITE SO YOU WONT NOT BE A MORAN TOMOROW

    8. I used to inkjeckt the pots, I lost my job and my kids so my wife left ne to find them. I wos left doing the handjibbers to get mony for the pots. Thats wen Jeasus found me and come inside me. Now I don't do the pots, and feel jeasus coming inside me all of the times. Prays his coming on everyone

    9. ONCE YOU PUTS THE POTS IN A BONGS THE POT VAPORS GET CONCENTRATED AND IT CAN EXPLODES!!! MY COUSIN BUBBA WAS WORKING IN A LAB AND WHEN HE LIT UP HIS BONG IT EXPLODED AND DESTROYED HIS TRAILER!!! I WILL PREYS THAT MORE PEOPLE REALIZE THE DANGERS OF THE JAZZ CABBAGES!!!

    10. Well Dr. Sloan fixed his blowhole all up and he knows all the facts on this pot esplosion.

    11. There is nothing Christian or conservative about trump. I thought this was a joke but anyone that believes this shit is the joke.

    12. Candace Marie Butler OPIUM, COCANE, AND POSION BARRYS WERE CREATED BY GOD. DO YOU DO THEM TO??????? SMH!!!!! THAN WHY WOULD YOU DO A DANGROUS DRUG LIKE THE POT????? SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    13. Christian Conservatives for Trump the other drugs have to be manufactured in a kitchen. Mary Jane is on its purest form. If God made it, it cannot be bad. God created it to help heal humanity

    14. It’s satire. Also, one way that a bong could explode is if you closed off each end and kept heating the bottom.

    15. You are an idiot! Go to school, learn about what you are talking about. Pot is an herb, it is natural, and I am thinking you must be a drinker. Fact is pot doesn’t kill anyone, never has. Alcohol has killed millions, prescription drugs millions, get it together.

    16. Candace Marie Butler THE POT IS A GMO!!! ITS BEEN CHANGED IN LABRATORYS!!!! THE POT TODAY IS NOT THE POT FROM 100 YEARS AGO AND DOESNT NOT GROW NATURALLY!!! ITS DANGROUS!!!

    17. Talk about FAKE NEWS! And, in the name of Jesus. Shame on you Christian Conservatives. (Pot doesn't explode)

    18. Luke Hellwyck 😂 ha ha I think you are right but it still annoys the f out of me 😂

    19. Trump fans feed on fear, that's why they act so tough, they feed off their own and there's a lot of fear with them.

    20. ANOYING ANGRY POT RAGING GRANDMA NAZI LIBTURDS REALLY IS LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BAREL. I PRAY THAT ONE DAY THEY ACTUALLY DO DOME REESERCH. AMEN.

    21. Christian Conservatives for Trump I am giving up the pot forever thank you for helping me see my sin. #MAGA

    22. I've done my research and read medical journals,reports and evaluations. Do you read anything or just take the word a single source because your spreading fake news.

    23. Candace Marie Butler I git all the reserch I needs rite hear on this page! The peeple who rite here are all street smarts and all that. Yud do well to read this and not waist yer life eatin m&ms and shooting up the pots while watchin Home & Gardin Telebision. That crap’ll rot yer brian. SMH!

    24. Andre Astabie oh yah? The pots killd off the dinosarrs. They died in the La Brea Tar Pots. I done seen it with my own eyes. Apologeze ascepted.

    25. Christian Conservatives for Trump I am on board with Christian Conservatives for Trump! It took me a day…but I got you

    26. Are you assuming that the pic was legitimate? this is a fake site to rile up crap and bring out the lunatics.

    27. BREIT STONERBACK YOU SHUDNT NOT USE SWARE WORDS WITH JEESUS IN THE ROOM SHOW SUM RISPECT YOU HIPPY COMMITURD!!!!!!!!1!

    28. HEATER MILLLER YUR JUST A ELITEST SATINLOVER YOU NEED TOO STOP WARSHIPPIN SATIN AN READ A BIBELS INSTED OF YUR FANCIE TEXTBONK FULL OFF LIBRUL LIES AN GROW A BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

    29. Bez is proving my point that these guys are just nuts!! Nuts who need to get back to 1st grade and redo their spelling class!! Lol. I don't need screaming capital letters to say what I need to say. A pack of nutty fools who need a good bong rip themselves… Maybe they would calm down. Lol

    30. Not sure what Bez is getting angry about.

      She seems to be pagan so why is she getting arsey with someone disagreeing with this page?

      I'd go get help.

    31. SHUT UP LORRY YOU OUR FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!! TAKE YUR BOOK LERNIN FANCIE PANTS TRASH TALK SUM WEAR ELSE ITS DISCUSSIN

    32. JUKE HELLWIRE HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!11!! IM A GOOD CRISTSHUN PATRIT AN I LOVE AMURIKAS AN DORNAL TRUMM AN JEESUS LIEK I SHUD YOU NEED TOO GROW A BRIAN LOOSER!!!!!!1!

    33. Bez Ezewski I live in the house I grew up in so…

      Anything else you want me to do? Eat food, drink liquids?

    34. Look Bez, we already know you're making that illiteracy up and we already know this is a piss-take site so the fact you're getting angry at me for doing the same thing you're doing is laughable but also sad. Get help, seriously.

    35. I've searched your profile Bez, nothing you do on here matches. You're coming across as a dickhead.

    36. Tyler, you make me laugh…. Am I a pot attack, or a pot addict? Lol. Even my pot filled brain can spell better than any of you pot haters. Lol.

    37. Is that not right, Bez? Lol. I will be back… As soon as you hit the angry button on my comment. Lol. You guys are my entertainment for today.

    38. Just reread the comments…. "Shoot up the pots" is the best one yet. You guys are just too much. Lol. Yeah, we are the ones who need the research…. Proving my point. You all are fools following fools.

    39. And Tyler… It is PRAYERS… Not preys… Unless you mean praise… I will take that too!!! Lol

    40. Lori Beson Theobald you need to shut youre mouth an pick up a bibel!!!!!! Womens don’t talk back to mens!!!!!!!!! Smh

    41. *Women* is already plural… Doesn't need an s. Same with your *mens* Lol. Shiphany… Another one of you to add to my entertainment. I'm so excited to educate each of you morons. Is that shutting my mouth enough for you? There is a term for you guys… It's called "backwards" I'm sure there are plenty more but none of you could probably pronounce correct pronunciation. 😂😂😂

    42. Larry I bet you been smoking pots!!!!! You better git rite with Jesus and Trump before it’s to late!!!!!!! A womens nows her place!

    43. IF ONLY LIBTURD POTBANGERS LIKE LORI CUD REED AS WEL AS THEY THINK THEY CAN SPEL. ON SECUND THOTS…….ALSO WHO LEFT THE KICHEN DOOR OPEN. SANWICHES NEED MAKING.

    44. And like I give two shits about the cheeto president. Do you know what deplore even means? Because I sure deplore him. Lol. It isn't very hard to piss you fools off. Hahaha. I'm having a field day with this.

    45. comment image

      Just your everyday Christian for Trump doing her everyday Christian things. Lmao. Now Shiphany… Is that how a lady acts?

    46. Lori Beson Theobald you done haked my facebooks!!!!!!!! Jose Johnson she done haked me!!!!!

    47. Larry that there was just a watermelon eatin contest!!! We was raising money for are church!!!!!!!!!!

    48. Autum Blairs wuts with youre shocked face?!?? You needs to git out of my business!!!!!!!!!

    49. David J Dark there is NOTHING Christian about lying to gullible, ignorant people to fit your own hateful agenda that clearly full of misinformation. You ignorant twit. Do some research before you make Jesus cry from all your effing lying. So sad, truly. So far from the true path, lying has brought you. That you don’t even realize it. I guess ignorance truly is bliss for the ignorant.

    50. Jenny Christian “looser”. How does that word even fit into this? My advice, send your children to public school rather than home schooling them. They might actually learn something.

    51. Christian Conservatives for Trump wow, your grammar burns my eyes. Here you are correcting other people’s spelling and let me count the ways you just showed your own ignorance…it’s “cocaine”, not COCANE. It’s “berries”, not BARRYS. It’s “too”, not TO. It’s “dangerous”, not DANGROUS. It’s not called “THE POT”, just pot will do. SMH!

    52. Christian Conservatives for Trump ok, I can’t keep correcting your horrible spelling and grammar. You seriously need to use spellcheck. Your improper English and grammar are a testament to your insane level of ignorance. If you can’t even spell “dangerous” correctly, why should ANYONE believe something that is science based, spewing out of your mouth? Huh SMH

    53. This is a character from the show greys anatomy… his face doesn’t really look like that it was from the show 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

    54. Bree Jones so wut?!? His face done exploded from the marigana!!!!!!!!!!! Wut is so hard fer you thick headed people to understand???? Smh

    55. Talking about what a damn fool you are you ignoramus!! Hillbilly woman. Lol. Smh. You all make yourselves easy targets for people with a quarter of a brain to poke fun at. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for you all. Oh no, the feeling passed. Back to making fun of you ignorants. That's way more fun!!!

    56. LORDI YUR JUST WON OF THEM MEAN DUMMYCATS CALLIN PEEPLE NAMES YOU LOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH FER THE TALLERANT LEFT GROW A BRIAN

    57. LARRY BISIN Theobald – DON'T YOU NOT NEVER GET TIRED OFF TROILING ON US GOOD CHRISTAINS ???/ AFTER AL , WE AINT NEVAR NOT DUN NUTHING TO HERT YUO , HALF WE ?/// NO , NEVAR WOOD WE STOOPE DOWN ASS LOWE AS YOU DONE US ONE HEAR !!!!!1 IT NO WUNER WE AL OUR ANGRY FASING YOU !!!!1 – ASLO , GET A CLEW AND A BRIAN !!!!1

    58. DAVED THAWES AMENDS THERE TRYIN TOO BRING SHAKIRA LAW TOO THIS PAGE BUTT THIS IS AMERIKA IF YOU DONT NOT LIKE IT THAN LEEVE MORANS

    59. Iam sick of LIBTARREDS posting fake news on this Face Bokes page. This is a page for Christian s – not leftist trolls extent in criticising President Trump. I have reported all these commentts to Face Books.

    60. Bles all uf yuo dong the LORDES WERK!! Filthey ATHETITS are POISENING this contry with there mariguanas!! Thay wont win!! Protekt are childrin from the heethins an there DEVAL WERSHIP!!

    61. It was me.. I'm better now after I smoked an exploding bud. Tree surgeon fixed me.

    62. Portia Peeples You really are clueless you poor thing..Good luck with getting those shoes tied.

    63. Don't get too outraged. This is just a fake site designed for no other reason than to rile people up… Though mostly Liberals, given the posts.

  13. LEBERALS! EVRY TIME ITS TEH LEBERALS!!!

    THIS IS WHY JESUS WILL NEVER AXEPT TEH LEBERAL LIFESTILES!!!

    YOU DON’T NOT VOTE FOR MOSLIN SHAKIRA LAW PREYERS AND BONG TEH POT AND AXPECT JESUS TO VOTE FOR YOU!!!

    DONLAD J TRUMP IS GOING TO STOP TEH POT BONGING ISLAMICS! ARE PREDISENT IS SENT BY ARE GOD!!!

    STOP BONGING TEH POT ATTICTS!!!

    AMENS!!!

  14. Satan's salad – pot, for you libtrad atheists – kills more people then what's gored to death by unicorns!!!! Reed your bibel and put down the pots!!!!

    1. 1) this image is from an episode of greys anatomy, 2) the amount of misspelled words is driving me insane

  15. I WES ONCET A POTS BONGER END THEN I LET JESAS IN MY HART NOW IM LOOVED AL THENGS OUR PASTABOWL THRUGOH JESAS AMENDS

    1. You guys are hilarious I love this page just to read your comments and just blows my mind how you people even think …. you honestly think that happened from a bong lol ??? There's nothing in a bong that can explode 😂 and Seth dude my name is written there and you still fucked up and wrote it wrong lol 😂

    2. All thins our pastabowl threw Jesus, you can prey the sin away Coray. Aman 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    3. AMENS JOSTEP EEL BARNS SMITH TRUNP WILL KICK THEM AAL OVER THE WALL YOU JIST WATE AND SEE

    4. Whoever runs this page has a terrific cents of humor. Too bad it is so poorly applied. Some folks might actually be leave all the miss-speiled crap.

  16. comment image

    IF YOU DO'NT THINK POTS IS BAD THAN HAVE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF "PRESIDENT OBUMMER' WHEN HE SMELL'S THE DEVILS LETTICE SMH

  17. comment image

    AND WHAT ABOUT THIS T SHIRT LIBS LIKE TO WERE???? DIS-GUSTING HOMOGAY AND POTS PROPER GANDER

    1. I know this is satire, but…how…is…it…gay….? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  18. This is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, and so counterproductive.

    If you want kids to take you seriously, don’t tell them things that are so absurd as to be absolutely beyond belief. I remember the the lectures about drugs in grade school. All the warnings were so over the top that we immediately became convinced that everything we were being told was a lie, and in that case we should naturally do the opposite of everything they told us. We knew no one was leaping off buildings thinking they could fly after smoking pot, so why would we believe any of their warnings about drugs.

    Children aren’t idiots.

    1. Unfortunately there is such a degree of stupidity out there, that is often difficult to distinguish satire from bullshit and I an not terribly perceptive to begin with. I really don't get people. Animals are so much easier.

    2. The page is satire. I know it's hard to believe, as many Gullibles sound like that, but….yeah. Does that make you feel better?

    3. The the pots ruint my my dog. She she smelt the the pots once time and and starded humpin the the rabbit.

    4. "Children aren't idiots"

      Viral videos of kids eating Tide pods and snorting condoms suggest otherwise.

    5. Sean McCutcheon Thinking that is representative of all, or even most children, shows you are an idiot. Btw, I’ve seen many more videos of adults doing stupid shit.

    6. SHURE SEEMS LIKE LIEGH IS #POTRAGEING TODAY. #LIBTARDCIRCUS #10PREYERS4THISMORAN smh

    7. The pot makes u get the "munchies" and makes you so hungry you will eat tide pods and drink drain cleaner! It's evel! And AL KAYDA makes lots of money when you buy the pot!

    8. Matthew McClusky No. it’s been decades since I’ve had any, but thanks for your concern.

      Now go back to school and learn how to spell, go back to church and learn how to be Christian, then take a long walk off a short pier. Have a nice day. Buh bye. 👋

    9. LEIGH COX YOUR AS DUMB AS THOSE PEOPLE WHY DONT YOU EDUATE YOUR SELF BEFORE YOU START INSULTING OTHERS. THAT IS NOT VERY CHRTSTAIN OF YOU.

    10. Kevin Drinan “You’re”

      But thanks for lecturing me on how “dumb” I am. I’ll try to remember that.

    11. Seriously though, is this some bizarre performance art, or is everyone here complete morons, incapable of spelling, and with their keyboards stuck on all caps?

    12. Leihg ur name is obscene its why Jesus made them cover with berys and twigs. Edit- mispelt Jesus so I had to fixed it

    13. I,ve been head of juvenile intellectual development for the state of Missouri for 15 years, and in my professional opinion the vast majority of children are complete fuckwits

    14. Leigh Cox – lighten up!

      Ever hear the word SATIRE? This is the best satire website out there, and the orange moron (along with millions of his cult45 followers) actually think it's legitimate.

      Too bad that some of his opponents are also that gullible.

    15. yeah. Unfortunately, there seems to be a bunch of adult fuckwits on here as well. Especially the ones who have yet to realise that this entire website is supposed to be a joke! If only people were a little less triggered.

  19. You are all my daily entertainment you bunch of thick inbred sister fucking twats!

    Thank you all for being so fucking stupid!

    Tim Willan you gotta join this sister fucking group, the entertainment on a daily basis is priceless!

    1. No but the Facebook algorithm shows posts daily you thick uneducated inbred sister fucking moron!!!

      Best you go smoke “the pot bong” old man and get with the 21st century you fucking dinosaur!

      Oh but they didn’t exist did they!!!!!!!!!

  20. David was very fortunate that the doctors at Seattle Grace hospital were able to rebuild his face after he bonged the pot. Doctor Grey was very kind to him and Doctor Avery did a beautiful job.

    1. Doctor Sloane is the one who did the reconstruction. Doctors Lexie Grey and Izzie Steve s were assisting. Doctor Karev came up with the nickname Blowhole.

  21. While I do feel bad this poor guy had half his face blown off, the spelling in this post has me like 🙄😓😒

    1. Spelling is'nt impotent. Jesus was'nt a good speller ether and he's the gratest Amerikan ever!!!!

    2. Also, you know the whole “1 like = 1 prayer” thing doesn’t mean people are actually praying right? It’s pointless. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    3. Actually praying does work, that I believe 100%.

      But clicking “like” or “share” doesn’t mean anything prayer related.

    4. Timmie Klose YOUR SO WRONG I CANT BELEIF I EVAN HALF TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU BUT YOUR A LIBTARD SO HEAR GOES;

      WERE SENDING THOTS AMD PREYERS THRU OUR PHONE AND LIKE BUTTON DIGITLY!!!!

      GOD SEES ALL EVEYTHING!!!

      EVAN ARE LIKES AMD DISLIKES AMD EMOJIS!!!

      NOW GTFU LIBTARD AND DONT YOU EVER DOWBT THE POWER OF PREYER EVER AGAIN LIBTARD!!!!

    5. Timmie Klose some of these guys must be trolls…thyme??? Dosenut(rose flavoured donut?) impotant(most of these men) gratest (a grater of cheese) and worse of all amerikan (where are you from, are they not american)

    6. Scott David i geussing the answer is no…but have you or can you even read the bible?

    7. Prayer does work. 👍

      So instead of just “liking” your comment Scott, does laughing at it mean I get extra points? 😇

    8. Jason Rendell YES I CAN READ. CAN YOU FUCKING SPELL? "i geussing the answer is no…" Retard!

    9. Christian Conservatives for Trump I THANK ITS SUM KINDA SPICE! 🤔

      IDK IM GONNA PREY ON IT!

      🙏🙏🙏

    10. Jason Rendell this page is satire. Thus all the bad grammar. Anyone who actually believes what this page puts out ate the onion so to speak, Or are just completely ignorant bout what's going on. Others are just here to engage in ridiculous online banter 🙂

    11. Scott David DAVID WE CAN SPELL!!! WHY DONT YOU GET A DIKTIONARY AND STOP BELEVING ALL THIS SCIENTS NONESENSE!!!! ARE YOU AN ATHETIT?? AMENS!!!!

    12. John Hatch JOHN WHAT OUR YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!!

      OUR YOU SOME KINDA OF LIBTARD???

      IM A TRUCHRISTAIN©®™ & TRUPATRIOT ©®™ SIR!!!!

      THOTS AND PREYERS FOR JOHN 🙏🙏🙏😇🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

      AMENDS!!!!

    1. Do you're research! Gun powder is made from ground up pots!!! It explodes wen you lite it!!!

  22. comment image

    This is my frend who did pots and became an addickt after a bong party. Here is his before and after picktures from that party.

    1. 😂😂 that’s two fifferent pics. One on the right is willie nelson 😂😂😂😂😂

    2. willie nelson is code werd for druggers, meens its her freind! She takes the pots!

    3. The guy on the left is Wally from "Leave it to Beaver." So the pots turned him into Willy? 🙂

    4. Elaine Forrest – If you never used a Pot Bong , than how can you say that you nowe Willy Nielson ???/ Chess-Mate , Athetits !!!

    5. Susan McCarthy – Please be car full so you don't not wee-wee (sorry for the bad word their) within yore pantaloons , k ??//

  23. Dongold Drumpf found out the Constitution is printed on hemp, that is why he wants to burn it

    1. Sharon Sinclair Lord Vlad and his orange butt puppet will keep you on their "good" list. Stay in the Rapture Waiting Zone please

    2. Mark Epp – You will need to Excuse Ms.Sharron Sink Liar , she's all stressed out over the fifty year anniversary version of "Three's Company" where she played "Janet" . She still aint got over having played "second fiddle" to the long list of beautiful blondes on the show ! Now she's facing the horror of it all over again , facing her [by far] superior' actresses again . God bless her little heart !!1

    3. Sharon Sinkliar – Halfn't you herd ? Hillary Clinton n Barack Obama lost the election !!! Try to keep up Sweaty , your looking preeety ignerent right about now !!!!!1

  24. He probably smoked the crack with the pots😵. Kids should rather smoke the cracks separately.😂

  25. I’m rolling on the floor at these comments. Please tell me you are understand this is a meant to be funny and that you are all not this ignorant!! Please, or else I fear for your children and all of man kind. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump…this is like the one time that this page actually used correct English and grammar.

    2. If I remember correctly, wasn't the episode about a guy who lost his face in a pot bong accident?

    3. Lorne Warawa I don’t remember what was the cause but Mark Sloan was performing a face transplant on the guy.

  26. I thought you stupid as bible thumpers weren't supposed to lie. This shit is so far from the truth it's not funny and I almost believe it has to be a joke

    1. hE DID SAY … , BUTT I DONT NOT BELEAVE HIM . I WAS THEIR WHEN PICTAR WAS TOOK !!!!!!!1 #METOO

    1. Robert Smith YOU BETTER WATCH YOURE MOUTH LIBTARD!!!! THIS HEARS A CHRISTAIN FACEBOOKS PAGE!!!!

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump u wish lmao explain how pot helps people with Parkinson's

    3. Robert Smith LIBRAL LIES!!! PUT DOWN THE SCIENTS BOOKS!!! POT BONGS AND INJECTIONING POT (POT SLAMMING) CAN MAKE YOU DIE PERMANENTALY!!! BOTH OF THEM EXSPLODE!!!

    4. Christian Conservatives for Trump DO YOU KNOW THAT PICTURE IS FAKE? THAT WAS A CHARACTER FROM GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!!

    5. Anytime you masterbate and inject hashphetamines another metal band member dies. So please stick to legal alcohol so you can not be in a jail.

    1. Have you read the comments on here lol this is from an episode of greys anatomy 😂💀

    2. I have never in my life read soo many comments from people who do not know how to spell 😭😂

    3. Chantalle Castaneda they’re just trolling and doing it intentionally. It’s a satire page. So funny 🤣

    4. Crystal Piquette the keep referring pot as “the pots🥘🥘🥘” I was only able to find this pot of soup lol

  27. I thought this was satire and then realized I was wrong. They are too stupid to understand satire. To see more lies, contribute to the go fund me page. Any lie to make a buck!

    1. The picture is a still from a Grey’s Anatomy episode. Season 5, episode 18 titled “Stand by me”. This can’t actually be a real page, can it?

    2. whatever, sir. one of my friend smoked a pot bong one time and he said it blew his ass away. ass/face it is possible.

  28. Marijuanas is a dangerous hard drug!! IF YOU INJEKT IT JUST ONESE YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY ADDICTED TO CRACK ABD HEROIN AND METH!!!

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