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DAVID TRIED THE POT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HIS POT BONG EXSPLODED IN HIS FACE!

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  1. The proper word is cannabis not pot. Cannabis has been studied extensively and has been shown to have many positive healing properties, it is not a dangerous plant in fact it is safer than alcohol or tobacco please stop demonizing this wonderful plant

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump the post you put up is false first off people have been growing organic non gmo cannabis for years thousands of years, second chemtrails have nothing to to with this subject, third cannabis is not an opioid and has different effects, and rolling papers are usually just paper . Get your facts right before you come off as totally uneducated in less that is what you are going for if so you are doing great

    2. thanks you for posting this pitcher of a pots maerywana cigret and a tobacy cigret. my hole famly has always smoked tobacy cigrets and wood never smoke a pots maerywana cigret! not only that my paw paw nowed sumone who smoked a pots maerywana cigret in a cole mine! that was the cause of a cole mine splosion long years ago. pots is dangrus! preyers fer the cole minors. amens

    3. Patty b what do you mean exactly. What is this memo you can get that speaks of this moovmant and what is a moovmant or did you mean movemant let's have educated discussions how about that being a movemant instead of what this Christian conservatives site promotes which comes across as being uneducated

    4. Patty Berenson Leppert pot will not make you gay. Lmao. You are either born gay or you are not gay.

    5. Hali Allen BEING GAY IS A CHOICE!!! DO YOUR RESERCH!!! AND WHEN YOUR ON THE POT IT LOWERS YOUR IMHIBITIONS AND THAN YOU DO HOMOGAY THINGS AND THAN YOU CHOOSE TO BE A HOMOGAY!!!!

    6. Christian conservatives for Trump please post your research on this subject that is not judgemental and based on facts not religion. O yea don't forget to smoke a bong full of cannabis today and tomorrow

    7. And no one calls it a “pot bong”. Hahaha. It’s simply a bong- and they don’t explode when you use them- unless the kid altered it somehow. This post is just too comical. I keep reading and laughing.

    8. Aaron Ignacio-Deines are you demanizing Brussels sprouts as well as cannabis what's next. Hears a good idea for you, go grow some brussel sprouts or what ever other plant you prefer , and enjoy nature. I know I enjoy growing things

    9. BRANDON BILLS – THEY CALLS POT THE CANNIBALS BECAUSE IT WILL DEVOURS YOUR WHOLE LIVES IF YOU GETS HOOKED!!! I WILL PREYS THAT THE LORD AND GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS WITH HIS WAR ON THE POTS WILL HELP YOU GET OFF OF THE POTS!!!!

    10. Christian Conservatives for Trump —you talk like trump –seems you only know very few words and your spelling well just forget that –lmfao

    11. Why are you people arguing?!? It’s a joke. Entertainment. Go to the site. It’s obviously not serious. Hilarious yes but not serious.

  2. Anyone angered by this post has been successfully trolled by Christian conservatives for Trump…LMMFAO

  3. FAKE NEWS!! Take away his credentials! The Donald is going to be so far up your ass that it'll make the Stormy incident look like a Disney film!

    1. Just like the 'marine' that beats another guy up in a street fight and it's really from Never Back Down. LOL

  4. This is what happens when you smoke Explosives instead of Pot in your Bong.

  5. Guys, I love parody and all but apparently the average person is just too stupid to get it.

    1. SOOOOO MANY DUMMYS ITS CRAY! AND SOOOOOO MUTCH FUN!!!!!!!!1. EVEN DBAG WHO RESPOUNDED FURST!!!!!!1

  6. Pothole. Cmon that was obvious. Kids are idiots. Because they don't know how to derogatorily nickname things.

  7. Ok I love a bit of satire now and then and most of it on this page is funny but this isn’t. I remember the true story about this guy. He contracted a bacterial illness which went septic. Because of that he lost I think arms, legs and lips / nose. But he made it and is alive against all odds. I think it’s wrong to use photos without permission especially from someone who went through a horrible illness like this.

    1. If you have Netflix, you need to watch Grey’s Anatomy….which is where this picture came from. 🙄

    2. Ali Everett – IT'S TRUETH ABOUT BONG EXSPOSIONS !!!!1 THE FOOD & DRUG ADMENSTUATIONS DEPT. HAS BEEN WARNIN EVRYBODIES OF THE EXTREMLY HI LEVELS OF THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDES IN THE U.S.of.A.'S WATER SUPPLY !!!!1 THE "DEEP STATE" PLAYERS (ROTHSCHILDRENS) ARE SYSTEMATICALLY INJECTIONING THIS HYDROGEN (STUFF BIG BOMBS IS MADE FROM) IN ARE WATER AND HENCE , THE BONG ESPLOASUNS FREEKWENTLY OCCUR TO UNSEXPECTING BONGERS , THAN — > K-BOOM < !!!! ………… /////// …..THE MOAR YOU NOWE ……../////////……. THE MOAR YUO CAN GOGGLE IT TO PROVES I'MA RITE !? OK .

  8. Their using some poor kid's tragedy for their cause. This was not some pot explosion and any person that believes this happened is a total idiot!!!

    1. ITS “THEY’RE” NOT “THEIR”. SOUNDS LIKE SUMONE IS RAGEING ON THE POT!!!!!!1

    2. Matthew McClusky and raging has no E in it. Also, you spelled 'someone'. And you're trying to correct me??? Idiot!!!

    3. ONCE A DUMMMY ALWAYS A DUMMY APARENTLY! AND IF U NEW UR RESERCH HAVING SEX WITH COUSINS IS FINE AS FAR AS GOD IS CONSERNED BUT BROS AND SISTAS? #nobuenopormierda

    4. Richard Lawrence the pots is a herbal control program made by John podesta when he was governor of Benghazi to control your vote to make you into a victim for the hillary run male victim handmaidens tale

    5. Guy Johnson what is a moran?? Damn, you can't spell and you're an idiot!! Get a dictionary and read up, canuck!!!

    6. Scott Smogoleski, God must have forgot to give you basic spelling skills and a brain!! My sole feels fine and my soul is even better! I never heard of a bibel….is that the new form of a bible??? I'm a Christian but I never have been a Mooslem. (Is that the moose religion???) All you brainwashed, inbred, dumb as hell rednecks need to get off the drugs and get a life!!

  9. OH MY god yu can see the kid enven had good teeth – I wish h had orthdondics when i was so youg. some people r so lucky.

  10. Sad you would take and use a picture of someone who either truly experienced a horrific accident or photoshopped someone’s face and used it to suggest such an absurd totally unbelievable incident that in no way shape or form could happen!!! Your page should be removed from Facebook and you should just go away!!!!!

    1. YOU ARE FAKE NEWS!!! YOUR EITHER A GEORGE SOROS PAID LIBERAL TROLL OR YOUR A RUSSAIN SPY TROLL BOT!!! GO AWAY AND GO TROLL A RACHEL MADDOW OR KILLARY FACE BOOKS PAGE AND LEAVE US CHRISTAINS ALONE!!!

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump I voted for Trump you dumb piece of Shit!!!! Your what’s wrong with the Trump movement you ignorant Ass Fuck!!! I also served in the United States Marine Corp for this country! So Fuck you and your dumb Shit!!!! I’m the American who Trump wants in his corner not your bullshit lies of some dude who blew his face off smoking a bong you dumb fuck or the kid in a coma from second hand pot smoke your the Liberal fuck pretending to be a trump supporter! Go away

    3. Grays Anatomy sounds liek one of them undergronde drug gangs! Onley a evel pot drugger wood no that!!

    4. I'm not surprised this happened to Mr. Gray's kid. He lived a sinful life and the sins of the fathers are visited upon the sons. Pot plus a sinful father is guaranteed doom!!

    5. We don't need no photoshop Oprah magic to share the truth with the true belivers

      The only thing that is absurd is that a libril like you can even use the interweb with your broken jake tapper though pattern gypsy magic

      Let Jesus water board your soul to be free again brother

    6. I CAINT BELIEFE ALL THE POT RAGE ON THIS PICTURE. JEFFERY IS JUST TRYING TO SAFE YOU ALL FROM ETHEREAL DAMMATION IN JAIL WITH HITLERY. SMH SMH USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    7. This wasn’t an exploding bong, it was a defective communion wafer. It turned into Jesus before he swallowed.

    8. David Hood FIFTY SHADES OF GRAYS ANATEMY IS A SATANIC BOK THAT WILL SEND YOU STRAIT TO HELL!

    9. Sharon Sinclair your spreading lies!!!!! Your using photos that are not true!!!! You should Go Away and do whatever it is you do!

  11. My doktor got me off the pot and put me on the lortabs. I ain't no attict. Now I am sanktified!

    1. kUDOS TO YOUR DOCTAR !!!!! tHEM LORD TABS WAS NAMED AFTER JESUS HERSELVES , FOR THE CALM AND TRANQAULITY WE GET KNOWING IT'S NOT ILL EAGLE TO FEEL SO GOOD , AND NOT NEVAR HALF TOO GO TO JAILS , ASLO !!!!1

  12. FIRST OF ALL DONT DISRESPECT DAVID YOUNG OR GREYS ANATOMY LIKE THIS. David was hit my a drunk driver & lost majority of his face.

  13. I saw my first bong in 9th graid class. That wear I larned how to use the pot. I cud spill up till thin.

    1. I'fe learnt MY lessons' after a decade of hearing : Wassup Blow Hole ??? Then they laffing at me was enuff four me to lay down the Bong'0 fir real !!!! Nevar again !!!1

  14. MY BORTHRE ODD ON PAWT! HE DEFLAT3 LIKE BALON IN ABOVE THEE INFULINCE COMARCIAL!!!!! AFTER FIND GODD HE IZ ALL BETTR! JEEZAUS SAVES!!!!

    1. Nicholas Neves. Follow this account. Its hilarious. The best part is how many people think its real

  15. I truly hope this is all trolling. I can't even fathom a reality where this many people are actually that ignorant.

    1. And your a special kind of retard if you believe that kinda of funny that the government in 1976 did a study tring to prove pot dangerous and found out that high doses of thc or cbds can eat cancer cells without damageing healthy cells then classified the results because big pharmaceuticals companies can't make money off a cure

    2. And you call your self a christian but you trust a antichrist system more then you trust a all natural plant that is a herb bearing seed

    3. You sure your not following a false prophet fake news is what your spreading saying a water bong exploded how is water explosive it just shows you dont know nothing about cannabis except what you have been brainwashed to believe by the same people who is responsible for the opiate epidemic in this country

    4. Fake news and lies? I don't take either side in politics because it doesn't matter what side you take or who you vote for its still a Antichrist government controlled by the elites and this shit your posting plays into there hands your trying to say useing cannabis for chronic pain is wrong when the drs wanna give me enough opiates to kill 3 people a day and trough years of research into long term pain management cannabis is the safest

  16. The internet says that if you listen to Beatles records backwards you hear pro-pot, anti-Trump messages.

    1. Its pathetic when you stoop low enough to use a Shondaland productions show scene- from Grey’s Anatomy, to call attention to yourselves

  17. AMGZ If I trydd the pot ingectshun just once, are you guise telling me my fase will just blow up?!?!?! I need a whole fase if I want to keep my job.

  18. The pot can tern you gay and blind and insane and even wurs a libtard. My preyers to him if the gay dint already hapen to him.

  19. I KNOWD DAVID. HES GIVEN UP INJECKING THE POTS BECUZ HES TOO BIZZY HOOVRING UP KOKANE NOW!!! SMH!

    1. Jonathan Gonzalez Damn that is crazy that this sort of propaganda is still out there for weed. I mean anyone who smokes or simply knows the process of smoking bud knows there's nothing explosive. The worst that can happen is ur lighter burns ur hair or skin (and that applies to the stoners lol)

    2. Jonathan Gonzalez careful they follow up on your comments lmao. The World is nutz. 😨😨😨

    3. Vanessa Hurtado this guy is an idiot he turned this conversation of science and morality in to a grammar contest lmao that's y I didn't bother to reply ,, he doenst intend on listening because he convinced himself that's he's write and theres no other way ,, this guy has never even seen weed in real life ,, really a plant that blows up in your face !!?? Do your research Christian guy ,, I know you dont believe in science or gravity,, I'm surrounded by weed never have I seen any one explode lol explain to me your facts and logic behind you saying that weed explodes,, oh fuck church jesus was black with an Afro and he was born in the spring ,, read your bible better you half fast Pedophile sheep

    4. Jonathan Gonzalez I'm offended that they think I'd have to do research to figure that out.. lol

      I thought Christians were like all love and they're up here posting name shaming and belittling people. Hypocritical if u ask me…

      Hahaha Jonathan I have a feeling someone going to hell lol

    5. Christian Conservatives for Trump **Exploded. NOT Exsploded. Re check the grammar on your posts before you go adding corrections on another post. You don't seem reliable at all… you Should stop spreading poison, that's the main reason this country is going down, so. How about you be quiet and understand the world can live and will live better w/o your ignorance.

    6. Just cuz he don't spell kersploded rite aint no reason to bust his balls. I'll say two preyers for you that you will grow a bigger brian and stop to be a moran. Amens.

  20. Is there some reason you people on this page don't know how to spell? It's like you guys are stoned or something..

    1. JESUS DONT NOT CARE ABOUT NO SPELLING!!!! ITS THE MASSAGE THAT MATTERS!!! AND TRU CHRISTAINS DONT NOT DO NO DRUGS!!!!!

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump how can you get your message across when no one can figure out what your saying because you cant spell…. and how do you know what jesus cares about, are u in his head, no your not, because that's impossible, your a moron and your page sucks balls,

    3. I am glad I was not the only person who saw right through this brainwashing bull shit. This is ignorance at its best here people. Exactly what trump and his cronies want. This is pathetic. My best friend has breast cancer and it is because of medicinal "pot" that she is able to eat and feel very little pain. Medical studies have proven that pot is beneficial for numerous diseases and have helped millions. The poor man in this picture it probably a veteran who was injured in the line of duty. I've seen it before. Like I said brainwashing and ignorance at its best. America, we are BETTER than this!!!!

    4. THE LAST TO COMMENTS HAVE ME SHAKIN MY DAYUM HEAD!!!!’1. HEY STEVEN – YOUR THE MORAN!!!!1 GROW A BRIAN! AND HALI – ITS THE MEDICINALS MAKIN YER CANCER-STRICKIN FREND BETTER – NOT THE POTS!!!!1 GOD BLESS

    5. Scott Smogoleski these dumby librals need to come out to the hills and hollers hear in west vaggina and live with some good tru christains cole minors and go to are cherch, witch is the cherch of the holy jesus. or they kin goe to the 1st unitited rapture cherch of jesus wear they handel snakes! we have christain dating to in case they lookin fer a good christain hilbillie to merry. and are reel estate agint kin find em a nice traler to live in.

    6. Again with the spelling- message, not massage. A massage is when someone rubs your back. Jesus may not care about grammar and spelling, but the educated living people do. Have a happy day!!

    7. Sharon Sinclair you sound like what I think a Christian would sound like. You seem like you have an open heart. I’m not religious, but you portray what I always thought Christians were. That’s cool.

    8. Patty Berenson Leppert infact, never touch with fingers. The oil on fingers can harm the thc. Always better to use tweezers or handle lightly. You don’t want to lose potency!! Go Cannabis!!

    9. Scott Smogoleski fuck dude, learn how to spell. Then maybe we can consider your comment as something to consider.

    10. I maid it PLENTY FAR in school PAMELA! Educaited by the good word of JESUS CHRIST! You need to make it to you're BIBLE and PREY for you're SOUL!

    11. In other words, you were homeschooled and your mom taught you everything you know (which wasn't much).

    12. Christian Conservatives for Trump I do love me a good massage. Does your massage come with a happy ending??

    13. Christian Conservatives for Trump “don’t not do no drugs” you do realise that having not one but two double negatives (as your spelling and grammar is utter RUBBISH) means you’ve typed “christians do, do drugs”

    14. Christian Conservatives for Trump what’s tru? That’s not in any version of English I’m aware of

    15. PAMREL PINKCOAT IT WASNT NOT THE 9ETH GRADE IT WAS THE 3RT YUR SUCH A MORAN YOU NEEDS TOO DO YUR RESERCH LOOSER!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1

    16. KARINE HAMPTON IF YOU RED A BIBEL INSTED OF CORECTIN WORDS AN PICKIN FITES THAN MAY BEE YOU WULDNT NOT LOOK SO STUPID SMH YUR EMBARRASSIIN YURSELF

    17. This paige is a front. Its connected to a go fund me, plus I believe it's an act to get us to act in a manner for political purposes, I also believe the words are misspelled for a reason.

  21. Cherlyn Miles here’s your entertainment for the day. Hope you’re really good at deciphering gibberish

    1. Same here. Best to check it seven or eight times per day for updates. How else will we know what's going on in politics?

    2. Still waiting for ONE Christin woman to take up the Challenge. Come on now Christian woman for Trump, you defend Trump so this challenge should be easy peasy and yet your hypocrisy is as real as Trumps lies!

      Christian Women for Trump Challenge:

      I challenge every married Christian woman who supports Trump to allow their husbands to sleep with a porn star (your money is safe because there will be no need to pay her or him off because it does not need to be hidden from you), allow him to pathologically lie to your face over and over when the FACTS are also in your face, allow him to do some money laundering with your parents money, allow him to break the law left and right and than defy the courts when he is held accountable, AND if your daughter gets raped, throw the biggest baby shower for all to attend. You ladies LOVE Trump so much? You ladies REALLY think he is Christlike? Well than this challenge should be easy. As matter of fact , your Pastor should make it a church wide challenge. Because thats how it rolls in Trump world and Trumps world Trumps anything Godlike.

  22. HIS SCIENTS CANNOT SAVE HIM!!! POT BONGERS FEEL THE EXSPLOSION OF JUDGEMENT!!!! CHECK MATE ATHETITS!

    1. bongs needs a fire to werk, plus oxygin, wen fire an oxygin git to close togeter, it can go boom and bern you, or ber down youre house, or evin bern down hole citys! the reason fer so many fires in detroit is pots junkys!

    2. Patty Berenson Leppert you speak from experience no doubt. Why take away a mans only 2 pleasures. Pot and master bates

    3. I've been smoking weed yes weed not the pot for over 20 yrs so with that said bullshit

    4. Clifford Taylor 20 YEARS???? YOU SOUND LIKE A SERIOUS ATTICT!!!!!!!!! I SAID A PREYER FOR YOU AMENS

    5. Patty Berenson Leppert, your name is closer to libtard than mine…oh yeah…that's how it's spelled. Go back to school, learn to spell, then you can talk to me.

    6. Hahaha. Don't worry folks, I'm sure the god you worship accepts illiterate, judgemental assholes. Trump would make fun of you, but your god won't.

    7. Christian Conservatives for Trump what does your bible tell you about masterbation..gonna send you blind boy

    8. Scott Smogoleski it has never been proven that I actually walked on water. If I remember it was the same day I did the water to wine trick so was probably pissed when I tried

  23. Let's all smoke some good cannabis (pot) and enjoy life, ps it is less harsh smoking out of a bong so enjoy your bong smoking, this plant burns it does not explode and it never has so go ahead and give it a try it is a beautiful plant

    1. This site only praise the unscientific nonsense of fear this site is full of misinformation wake up your mind and do some research instead of always agreeing with what this site posts

    2. Science exists to further humans understanding of the world. The fact that the earth is round is known through science, with out science some people would still think the earth is flat, and that is what is taught in Christian religion, this has been proven to be false, please wake up to scientific investigation of life

    3. Leanne do you think the earth is flat . I inhale then I blow my cannabis smoke out in reverence to this beautiful planet

    4. Sharon Sinclair it is unfortunate that you would ever think I would call upon your Lord for anything, and I do not understand how you thought I was. I find my lord through education introspection and nature, how do you find yours

    5. Christian Conservatives for Trump now that’s some funny stuff. Since when is science fake? Lmao. Who, you’re off your rocker! Thanks for the laughs!!

    6. IT IS NOTS A BEAUTIFUL PLANTS!!! IT IS SATANS SALADS!!!! I WILL PREYS THAT YOU MANAGES TO GET OFF THE POT BONGING!!!

    1. Yep. Anyone with any sense at all knows it's a fake. Was just clearing some smoke, for the unknowing. Thank you. Have a great day

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump you may call yourself a "Christian" but I am a follower of Christ! Big difference!

    3. Wild Bill – You are correct , pots bongs don't not xsplode until you fills them full of the deadly Dihydrogen Monoxide !!! Evary body nose that !!!1

    1. Bill Coaster – How dare you disrespect are grate webs master Jeffries' Facebooks pages ?/.! You , mam , shoud apologize Immediatly , if not may be sooner . Ok ?

    2. David Thewes Please avoid me with the idiocy. Get a new hobby. this lame one has been exposed. If you are the future of America, we are all in trouble.

  24. Except this a character from a greys anatomy episode god these posts are dumb don’t believe look it up season 5 episode 18

  25. did you now that anuther name fer the pots is cannibis? and you now whats a cannible? thats rite, sumone who eats poeple! the pots maerywana makes poeple pot rage and want to eat poeple! the pots makes you a cannible. bongs can exslope and bern you. pots neadles can make youre arm died and fall of. injetin the pots can put you in a comma or make you kill a babby. using the pots can lead to given hand jibbers behind the walmart dumster. the pots causes autisms, aids, shakin babby sindrome, ebola, smallpox, and the overpoopulation of dear! we got to many dear wear i live and also to many pots junkys- coinidence? i think not! amens

    1. Because it didn’t. It’s a screenshot from Grey’s Anatomy. LOL, these fake ass Christians will try anything.

  26. Ryan Peter Nel.. God Tells us to Pray for the unsaved and sinners.. that is the Most Redicoulas Statement.. and your judgement of others is Wrong as well.. you can't say who is it who is not going to hell. It's not your place to make such Judgements.. so I'll pray for him and for you..

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump omg…you freaking had me.. I know what's up and now I am laughing my arse off. Pot kills!!!

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump comparing Trump to Jesus is heresy. If you support him thats one thing, but claiming to worship Jesus yet actively worship Trump is something else. There's actually a religion you seem to be following, called Americanism. When Americans believe that America is Gods chosen country and we are called to spread our values to the world.

    2. Scott Smogoleski because if you're referring to the Jesus of the Bible, the second coming of Jesus will probably be more similar to the coming of Thanos from Infinity War than the rise of a world leader. Not to mention, Trump has sinned as we all have. Instantly disqualified.

  27. When I smoked the devil's tobakky

    I hit the bong a thousand and one times

    Got the pink eye once

    I don't like to talk about it

    But if it saves a life

    Here it goes….

    I got the pink eye once.

    1. Wow! The utter lies and bs from this page is ridiculous! I’m a conservative. WTF? This is complete nonsense!

    2. Never mind. I just realized this is totally a satire page. Carry on! This shit is kinda funny!

  28. If you get a huge bong and fill it full of those marijuanas, the explosion will take out your neighbors house as well!

    1. David Glenn Brunk after looking at the page I think it's satire and pretty funny actually.

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