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YOUR DONATION IS GOING TO BE USED SO THAT I CAN JUST MAKE MEMES ALL OF THE TIMES AND TALK ON MY FACE BOOKS PAGES!! AND THAN I WILL PROBALLY USE THE EXTRA MONEY TO BUY MY DREAM HOMES!!!! THE PICHER OF MY DREAM HOMES THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BUILD IS ON THE DONATION PAYMENT PAGE RIGHT HERE!!! I GOT 65,209 FOLLOWERS SO IF YOU EACH GAVE $15.34 I WOULD HAVE A MILLON DOLLARS! SEE WHAT THE DONORS SAYED ABOUT ME AT THE END OF MY LIST BELOW!
THIS IS WHAT I PLAN ON USEING THE MONEY FOR:
ALL THE THINGS I ALL WAYS WANTED BUT COULDNT NOT AFFORD!!
- $11,000 LIVEING EXPENSES FOR 1 YEAR TO DO FULL TIME MEMEING!
- $50,000 TO BUILD MY DREAM HOMES
- $35,000 AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER LIKE I SAW ON DOOMSDAYPREPPERS.COM!
- $20,000 PROPERTY TO BUILD DREAM HOMES ON
- $2,099 SPENCER MARSTON TUSCANY POOL TABLE
- $1,749 Browning A5 Wicked Wing Mossy Oak Shadow Grass Blades Semi-Auto Shotgun FROM BASSPRO.COM
- $1,525 AN ALL EXPENSE PAYED 1 WEEK TRIP TO SEE NOAHS ARC IN KENTUCKY
- $1,499 A USED PICKUP TRUCK
- $1,329 TROLLING MOTOR FOR ROWBOAT
- $1,255 MY FREIND BILLYS USED 4-WHEELER TO MOVE DEERS I SHOT FROM WOODS
- $1,259 CHICKEN COOP WITH BABBY CHICKENS FOR FOOD AND EGGS
- $1,200 TWO TOP OF THE LINE CUSTOM FISHIN RODS (1 SALT & 1 FRESH)
- $1,000 AMMO FOR ALL OF MY GUNS
- $887 AN AR-15
- $899 A ROW BOAT
- $750 FURNITURE FOR MY DREAM HOMES
- $700 A SEMI AUTOMATIC 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN PISTOL (HOLDS 5 ROUNDS)
- $600 INSURANCE FOR TRUCK
- $599 ONE OF THEM PHONES WITH THE INTERNET ON IT
- $550 MATERALS TO BUILD MY OWN WORM FARM
- $500 CUSTOM TACKEL AND HANDMADE LURES
- $450 TAXDERMY BILL FOR THE NEXT DEER I KILL TO MOUNT THE HEAD
- $400 USED HOT TUBE
- $379 CHEST FREEZER FOR DEER MEAT
- $350 A BRAND NEW TOP OF THE LINE COMPUTER SYSTEM
- $300 2 BABBY GOATS 1 MALE 1 GIRL SO THEY CAN HAVE BABBYS – THEY WILL BE TIED IN THE YARD SO THEY CAN MOW THE LAWN AND THAN THERE FOOD WILL BE FREE AND WE CAN GET MILK AND ASLO MEAT ONCE WE GET ENOUGH OF THEM FROM HAVING BABBYS
- $300 GASOLINE FOR A YEARS WORTH OF DRIVEING
- $300 A ROOMBA I GOT THIS NOW!!! THANKS YOU AND GOD BLESS!!!
- $299 A NEW TELEVISION SET – ONE OF THOSE FLAT ONES
- $299 DELUXE DEER TREE STAND
- $250 AN ENGAGEMENT RING FOR MY GIRLFREIND (WERE ENGAGED JUST NO RING)
- $249 DEPTH FINDER
- $247 WHISLER POLICE SCANNER
- $240 TELEPHONE LINE BILL FOR A YEAR AND AOL FOR A YEAR
- $150 GUN CABNET
- $140 A GHILLIE SUIT
- $139 A LAWN MOWER FOR AFTER IT RAINS WHEN THE GOATS CANT NOT KEEP UP
- $130 NEW CAMO
- $100 NEW CLOTHING
- $59 BEEF JERKY MAKER
- $50 A DUCK CALL
- $46 BUG ZAPPER
- $40 GUN RACK FOR WALL
- $39 HIP BOOTS FOR WADEING
- $37 FISHING VEST
- $35 A GOOD HUNTING NIFE
- $30 A TURKEY CALL
- $29 CONFEDERATE FLAG (I ALL READY GOT 3 BUT CAN USE ONE MORE)
- $25 A GOOSE CALL
- $25 MAGA HAT!!!!
- $25 SAMWICH MAKER FOR MY GIRL FREIND TO MAKE SAMWICHES
- $17 FLAG POLL FOR CONFEDERATE FLAG
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THIS IS WHAT POEPLE WHO DONATED ARE SAYING ABOUT US!
thats such a short wish list
thats such a short wish list you got their im will to give you 20bucks for your dream’s. It’s nice to see it won’t get friverlously wasted on the pot or Vegas. Amens.
ARE LORD HALF WATCHING OVER ARE ANGLE JEFFERY.
JEFFERY HALF BEEN GIFTED WITH THE POWERFUL WORDSMITHING SO THAT HE MAY HELP ARE COUNTRY HEAL FROM THE DAMMAGE OFF THE LIBERELS. I HALF SAVED ALL THE MONEY FROM THE COLLECTIONS PLATES THIS WEEK TO SUPPORT THIS GRATE SPOKESMEN FOR ARE PRESEDENT. BRING BACK ARE GRATE AMERECA MR. CONSERVATIVE!
JESUS ROCKS FOR TRUMP
HERE YOU ARE
Seeds of Life
Greetings fellow Fauna!
I wish to donate funding for a packet of seeds so that what we taketh from the Earth Goddess, we returneth. That is the Law of the Universe.
Impourtant to see the arc.
Its impourtant to see the arc in Kentucky so we can see the real historys! God wants you to make children a lot and live in all them trailers! Then u take them to arc in Kentucky too! Ps creationism museum is with trip too! Amens!
MOOR MUNEY FOR YOOS
MOMMA HAVIN SEXYTIME NEX DOOR…AINT NOBODY GOT NO TIME FOR DAT…SAYIN AMENS FOR HER SO DAT JEEZUS CAN CUM INTO HER INSTED.
WHO NEEDS DOLLS WHEN ARE PRESADENT NEEDS $$$ ???
GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS ARE PRESADENT DONALD JAY TRUMP!!!! IM GOING TO EBAY MY PORSELIN DOLL COLLECTION SO I CAN TITH YOU MORE $$ (ACCEPT FOR THE TOE-HEADED BABY ONE ON A COUNTA IT LOOKS LIKE MY GRAND DOTTER NAVEAH-BLESSING) !!
NOTHING WORKS LIKE PREYER !!!!!!!!
ITS ME LURLEEN DUNWOODY AIGEN. ITS ONLY TOO DOLLERS BUT I HOPE IT BUYS ME SOME PREYERS. HEY DO YOU KNOW PETER POPOFF IF SO TELL HIM I THINK HES CUTE !!!!!
Hilarious page
Honestly I love your page, really is good s[CENSORED]e (I hope) and brings a smile on my face even when I’m down sometimes.
DONACION
JEFFREY I SENDED YOU THE MONEY FROM SELLING ARE TURNIPS AT THE FARMER MARKET THIS WEAK SO YOU CAN CONTINU THE IMPOTENT WORK OF YOU MINISTRY. YOU GONNA NEED IT BECAUSE YOU LIST HAVE A PROBLEM. YOU FORGET TO INCLUDE SURVIVAL FOOD FROM JIM BAKKER. A SIX MONTH SUPLY FOR YOU AND YOU GF GONNA COST $650 BUT BELIVE ME OR WORTH EVERY PENY. GOD BLESS.
Beloved of God
Dear Jeffrey! I am sorry I can’t give more! but my disability check is late this month! or as Jesus likes to call it my nut check! he is such a hoot! but seriously! I hope you can buy a chicken with this! you are truly Beloved of God! and your preaching is as the Water unto the Desert for my thirsty heart! God Bless! and keep up the good work!
For your interwebs!
Love you keepin it real <3 Good luck restoring your interweb access!!
In the end, the universe
In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should
Invest in are futures
2 dollars so you can make yor internet memes is an investment in America.
Hire a writer
Hoping you can come up with different themes
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LIST OF THINGS I WANT TO USE THE DONATIONS FOR
