IF YOU WERE BANNED FROM ARE FACE BOOKS PAGES IT WAS PROBALLY BECUASE YOUR A LIBTARD TROLL THAT WAS TRIEING TO PICK ON MY TYPOS BY DOING OVER THE TOP SPELLING ERRORS AND YOU SPELT TOO MANY WORDS WRONG!!! IF IT IS OBVIOUS YOU DONE IT ON PURPOSE I WILL BAN YOU!! WHEN THEIRS MORE THEN A THIRD OF THE WORDS SPELT WRONG ITS 100% UNBELIEVABLE AND YOUR SCARING AWAY SERIOUS POEPLE FROM POSTING SO ITS RUINING ARE PAGE!!!!
THESE ARE THE RED FLAGS I LOOK FOR BEFORE BANNING SOME ONE:
- YOU HAD MORE THEN 2 OR 3 WORDS SPELT WRONG PER SENTANCE.
- YOU SPELT MORE THEN A THIRD OR ALL OF YOUR WORDS WRONG..
- YOU SPELT “I” AS “EYE“, “YOU” AS “EWE” OR AMENS AS “ALMONDS“. NO ONE MAKES THAT MISTAKE!
- YOU SPELT JESUS, GOD OR LORD WRONG… IT’S CLEAR YOU DONE IT ON PURPOSE!
- YOU USED THE WRONG SPELLING OF COME WHEN TALKING ABOUT JESUS… DUH!
- YOU USED THE LETTER “Z” ALOT INSTEAD OF AN “S”… 100% SURE YOU DONE IT ON PURPOSE!
OTHER RESONS WHY YOU COULD OF GOT BANNED
- YOU WERE TRIEING TO RUIN ARE FACEBOOKS PAGE BY TELLING LIES ABOUT IT
- YOU TOLD A CRAZY FAKE UNBELIEVABLE STORY THAT WAS SO CRAZY THAT NO ONE IN THE WORLD WOULD EVER BELIEF IT FOR EVEN A SECOND!! LIKE JABBA THE HUT IS YOUR UNCLE OR YOU AND YOUR DOGS MINDS SWITCHED PLACES
HOW CAN I GET UNBANNED?
COMMENT HERE ON THIS PAGE FURTHER BELOW AND LET ME NOW YOUR FACEBOOKS USERNAME AND PROMISE YOU WILL STOP DOING IT. (IT MAY TAKE UP TO A WEEK TO UNBAN YOU)
mister conservative, i realize the error of my wheys. i have been under strict tootilage of a tudor for the past 48 hours and have greatly improved my words in that time. i now know that eye is just an appendage in my head and i mean me. i also know ewe is a little sheep lost from the heard, and that Cheezus is not the correct spelling of our lord and savor, jesus. it will probbly take a little whilefor me to get 100% approved as it has been a whole lifetime to get this bad. i promise to be better and spell better and use better punchuation.
Lol
I dun beleve he sawed the lite.
This page is my daily dose of laughter. It’s the best thing on Facebook ❤️
Hilarious page. The funniest thing to ever land on facebook.
I’m sorry. Was just funnin and wish to be unmanned.
Please unbane me. I promiss not too due it agin.
I got bangished cauze I told someones this facebooks page is funny. I sorry I didn’t not take it serious.
I’m so gratefully I didnt get band. Prase be to all cristian conservitives.
Run with it. You struck gold
How big is. Your gay Nazis for Christ chapterd?
I’m truly sorry for my behavior and I promise not to do that again.
Johan
EYE REELEYES THA AIR OF MY WAYS AND WILL REEPENT FOR MY MIZDEEDZ. CCFT HERE, CCFT NOW, CCFT FOREVAH!!!
I WAS UNDER THE INFLOOENC OF THE MARIGUANAS WHEN I WAS BANED PLEASE UNBANN ME BECAUS I AM CLEEN AND SOBER NOW PREYS B TO JESUS
Got it. Thank you. Well handled. Very impressed. ????
What are you trying to raise $139,564 for? To send you and Trump to school?
Oh Please don’t ban me. I swear I won’t try to write anything anymore. I apparently suck at it & i dont wanna ruin this site. Its one of my only true joys on FB. Please don’t take this away from me PLEASE!
Mr. Concervative – thank you fer bean a grate American gyro. I no you love are cuntry. Kepe up the grate work! – you’re freind Billy Bob
Mr Conservative, I am a CCT groupie. I AM NOT A CREEPER. Ok, maybe a little bit.
I’m so sorry I have offendeded you with my spelling, I’m reel glad are moderator ain’t not bandeded me. Praise sweet baby cheeses. Amens
New meme….
Remind GOP everything dat Dey supposed be boycotting. It’s a long list. Logos everywhere on meme.
Amens
Noooooooo, I love your page! It makes me laugh out loud, and that is a rare thing these days ?
Apologies from this English lady ? ??
I shall keep quiet ?
I got a warning and was nearly banded today because I sounded like a libtard, snoeflake troll. But I am a grate Christian, I promise. Please forgive me
I promise I will behave. Thank you.
are you stel postings on cc for trump? I hasent sen many knew post and am sad because i lov reding all the grate things about are precedent Trump