Mr-Conservative MY OLD FACE BOOKS PAGES I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM…

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM…

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM STILL DIDNT NOT PAY ARE TELEPHONE BILL!! BUT RIGHT NOW I AM ON THE LIBERRIES INTERNETS. ARE PRESEDENT IS A REALLY IMPOTENT PERSON AND WE GOTS TO MAKE SURE HE WINS BECUASE HES ARE LORD IN SAVOR AND I BELEIF IN HIM!! WE CANT NOT LET THE IGNERENT DEMOCRATES WIN!!! THEIRS NO WAY WE CAN LOOSE BECUASE WE GOTS TO MENY POEPLE WHO LOVE HIM!!! PREY FOR ARE PRESEDENT THE WAY HE PREYS FOR US!!

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  1. Trump is the only president in history to refuse to provide a read out of calls to a foreign adversary. The only president in history to confiscate interpreters notes and destroy them. The only president in history to be sitting president labeled "Individual 1" in an indictment. The only president in history that cannot operate a charity due to fraud of veterans and children's cancer. The only president in history to fight the release of his tax returns even after losing in the Supreme Court. The only president in history call POWs losers because they were captured. The only president in history to be listed in an indictment of raping a 13 yr old girl.

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      Are Christian precedent is thi moast and bestest precedent en Murican hisstori!!! #RedWaves2021

      #WiLuvMelanoma!!

  2. Funny! Is this a joke? It’s gotta be a joke. There are a whole lot of Christians who would be embarrassed by this meme if it were on the level.

  3. THEY BEEN TARRIN DOWN THE STATUTES OF ALL ARE HEROS SAYIN THEY OWNED SLAVES BUT ITS STATES RUGHTS AND TAXES. SLAVRY NOTHING BUT A DEMONRAT HOAX THEY STARTED IT ALL TIL LINCOLN AND TRUMP FINALLY ENDED IT!! GET A CLUE BLAMTIFA!!! PLEASE GROW A BRIAN!!

  4. IF trump even gets a library, it'll be the library in the federal penitentiary. Not that he could use it, since he can't read . . .

  5. Hallelujah and Amen to that. God sending a lying fornicating cheater to save us is his way of testing our faith. It doesn’t matter what type of Christian he is as long as he’s doing Gods work. Putting Christian judges onto the Supreme Court, even though Papists aren’t strictly Christian, if they are supporting the right to life for the unborn child and taking away universal health care for the great unwashed, they are doin gods work. Amen.

    1. Not only was Hitler a Christian, he donutted his celery to family’s of fallen ossifers and was germanated for a Noble Peice Prise.

    2. Stacey Young well the devil must be a pretty cool guy then! He must be really smart and no how to run a business and are country!

    3. God works in mysterious ways. How does a dishonest incompetent nincompoop rise to the white house without divine intervention? Sure as Pepperoni Pizza rhymes with Pedophile, God sent Trump cause Jesus hates libtards. All of that feeding the sick healing the poor crap is just fake news.

    4. Ryan Brajevich u think this site is full of trolls. Nobody even really speaks English…not worth our time

    5. Bill Koukmenides My comment was to Tim Zenno’s “meme stealing time” remark. IE., you don’t have to steal the memes because, by posting the meme material, the posters are giving away the material, and the resultant memes, for free. Or were you talking about the referenced pillows? I don’t know. I’m so confused. Somebody tell a joke. This thing is taking on a life of its own.

    6. Sam Juniper …and he is "not" doing God's work. Have you ever lived under a dictatorship.??? I grew up seeing that. Please do your homework and don't be stupid. Look at his past failures as he intends to run this country like he has his past bankruptcies. He has alreadyput us back 6.6 trillion dollars and allowed 220 to die out of negligence. You can do the math and check the sources. Your God can't save you from a pandemic as many Christian s have already died from it. Trump doesn't care … about you and your family….and only cares about being reelected…… he is no different than Hitler…. Stalin or any authoritarian dictator… You cannot have your cake and eat it too…a democracy …with donald Trump as president.

  6. This is the craziest site I have ever seen. It makes me laugh at whoever is posting some of these silly memes.

    1. Katherine Jane

      JEFFREY WOULDN'T NEVER NOT GET HIGH!!! HE ONLY TAKES SAFE DR PRESCRIPTIONED DRUGS LIKE OPIOIDS BECAUSE HE HURT HIS FOOT!!! I WILL PREYS THAT YOU STOPS THINKING THAT JEFFREY WAS INJECTIONING MARIJUANAS JUST BECAUSE HE TOOK OFF!!!

  7. EYE MISSED YOU SEW MUCH. NOT SINCE ANIKAN SKYWRITER HAS THEIR BEN SUCH AN IMPOTENT CHOOSEN ONE, HE WILL BRING BALLAST BACK TO THE FARCE.

  8. Y'all need to go back to school and learn how to spell!!! This is super funny to read and may GOD help us all if you think dump is the chosen one…. man🤦‍♀️

  9. GOD choose a serial liar? Someone who incites violence against his enemies? Someone who has committed adultery on all three of his wives? Someone who sexually abuses women, including those underage? Someone who stole money from a children's cancer charity? Someone who mocks the handicapped? Someone who trashes evangelicals behind their backs? Someone who only thinks about himself? Last I checked, these are NOT Christisn values.

  10. I was so scared when I saw this group name on my timeline and especially when I saw that I “liked” it. Now I feel better .

  11. When I first saw a post from this group I was like what the literal hell, but ok you got me it's a satire group very funny, but kudos on getting the horrible grammar and spelling of his base down!! # fucktrump!

  12. I am so glad u are back; I was starting to looz my way and was starting to beeleeve that our dear leader was some kind of fashist and even that his great words weren’t true most of the timz. My friends sed he was a liar, but I sez no, he’s a layer, cuz you got to get laid to make more con-servative voters.

    1. David Greenburg , I shur hope you wernt fallen to hand jibbers behind the Dollar Genral from transverstalites! Are leeder says ur job is too grabe the wimen by the you no whut lik normul guys.

    2. Bruce Edwards them hand jibbers is bad, cos u wastin yer seed instead of making more voters to follow dear leader! That’s why ur supposed to grab the wimen instead of the sheep.

    3. David Greenburg Amen brothar! We will show the werld that TRUMP is the chosin one to leed the werld to the pramised land!

    4. So I gots to complain about yous that ar trolling me. First. I’m not in no cult; I’m in a trailer park; a nice wun with little fountains and lawn jockees. Second, as for the stayt gettin back the money it wasted on my edgucayshin, it should also get back the money it spended on me when I wend to jail for preyin with my machine gun.

  13. Peter Nagy, Jonathan Melton, Peter Nagy, Nancy Hart, Karen McMeekin, Judy Collins-Cox – you gotta see this page!

    1. trump is mammon. thats the idol they worship on wall st and the real god they serve in prosperity gospel.

    2. I don’t know. It was around during his campaign and earlier in his presidency. The whole page cracks me up.

  14. Umm, Yeshua said to deal with one another peacefully. Trump and his mini-me, Biden, both have platforms that depend on coercion and aggression. If Yeshua is divine, you just committed blasphemy.

    Jeff

  15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OK I Got It Now, This Is A Parody Website And Page Right, It's Funny, Making Fun Of Dumphr And All Of The, As I Like To Call Them, (Dark Christians), Out There, You Know The Evil, Bigoted, Hypocrites The Worship Trump And Not God, At All, Which Is One Of The Biggest Sins That You Can Commit.

  16. Now you know who are his main supporters, the ignorant, naive and illiterate. You can tell them whatever shit you want and they will believe you!

    1. This is an Extreme Christian satirical facebook page. There is no truth. They are making fun of people of faith.

    1. Peggy Harrow YEAH AT LEST HE LIVES SOME ONE NOT LIKE SLEEPE JOE DOES UNLESS ITS A KID!!!!!! MAGA 2020 🇺🇸

  17. You are an American? Speaking English? LEARN TO SPELL THE LANGUAGE! This is an embarrassment to our nation and to Christ.

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      Kim Galvano WHAT EVER MISTER YOU ARE JIST MAD YOU ARE ON THE LOOSING SIDE YOU BETTER GET ON THW TRUMP TRIAN IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET RUN OVER NY IT WHWM HE BE COMES PRES FOR AN OTHER SEASON FOR MORE TEAR FOR MORE YEARS LOCK GER UP LOCK HER UP!!!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 MAGA 2020!!!!

    2. Jonathan Aubuchont sorry, I don't support trump. And I don't support illiteracy either. Go back to school please 😉

    3. Kim Galvano LISTEN MISTER IVE GOT A GOOD JOB I DONT NEED SCHOOL BECAUSE I WORK HARD SO PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN SIT AT HOME AND COLLECT THE OBAMA CARE MONEY!

    4. Jonathan Aubuchont lol

      You know nothing about me or what I do for a living! And thank you for taking great care in your spelling.

      Oh and by the way, I'm a Miss, not a MISTER 🤣

    5. Kim Galvano WELL THAT AINT NOTHIN BUT A SIMPLE MISTEAK. I DONT NEED TO NO WHAT YOU DO I JUST NO YOU DONT SUPPORT ARE MAN TRUMP SO I DONT SUPPORT YOU!!!! OR WAIT, MAYBE I DO WITH ALL THOSE FREE HAND OUTS YOU GET THAT MY HARD WORK DONE PAYED FOR!!!!!

    6. Jonathan Aubuchont free handouts?? What are you even talking about.

      I own my home outright, I pay my taxes, I don't receive any funds from the government. So you need to get off your holier than thou soap box. You are obviously mistaken.

      And obviously mistaken about OUR president. Who should be packing his things right about now🤔

      Have a wonderful day Sir! God bless you🙏🏼💋💋💋

    7. Jonathan Aubuchont ok…well as entertaining as this has been, I've got work to do. Have a great day! ✌🏼

  18. I HALF ACCEPTED PRESEDENT TRUMPS AS MY PERSONAL LORD AND SAVOR!!!1 I WILL SING HIS PRAZES FOREVER AND EVER!!!1 AMENS #MAGA#TRUMP4LIFE

  19. I AM RLY GLAD UR BACK. MY FRIEND JONNY TOLD ME THIS FACEBOOKS PAGE FOR INFORMASHUN BECUZ I AM UNDESIDED WHO I AM VOTTING FOR. I VOTTED FOR JILL STAINN IN 2016. I AM

    HOPPING TO LURN MORE ABOUT TEH PRESSIDUNT HERE BUT HAVE ALREDY HURD GOOD THINGS.

  20. I just came across this page. Somebody please tell me that this is a site like The Onion, and the guy who started it did so just to fuck with people. Tell me people aren't so stupid that they actually believe the bullshit on this page.

    1. Jason Faust he had black people taken away and had the shit beaten out of them at his presidency rallies

  21. Your spelling and grammar are horrendous. That is not a good word. I think that it means bad in Russian….

  22. Jefferey yo r a tru paitriut, we nead u back on thiz seyet to keep those libiruls in liyn especualy that ron vorp guy who haits are presidunt.ron seems lik som kind of devil worshiper socialyst .

  23. Ah, 2 kinds of satire, you get the onion which is subtle and funny, and you get this page, which is on the complete opposite end of that spectrum, but funny none the less.

  24. Your bunch of freaks!

    God is punishing your country and you all are blind hahahahaha

    God is a fairy 🧚‍♀️

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    Christians are no different than the pure brainwashed Taliban. Only low IQ makes it easier to believe rather than think. If you believe in blind faith imaginary celestial dictatorship of the illusory superiority of salvation occultist. You believe in Allah, Judah, Krishna, or Christ, etc. Jesus Who in reality, or mythology, was a Jewish Phantasm, Born by a virgin, was his own father, saved you from hell’s fires if you telepathically accept him as your master. Occasionally Ritualistically drink his blood eat his flesh. Then Jesus will remotely Removes your sins. All because a rib woman was talked into eating an apple by a talking snake in a magic garden. You believe that mythology? That is pure bullchit chat for the gullible. Low IQ causes Cognitive Dissonance of the Dunning Kruger Effect.

    Proof of Mythology? I’ll Bet you didn’t know that there were many Gods that were born by a virgin on December 25th, was crucified n rose again, 3000 years Before Christ? Including Adonis n Krishna n Hercules n Buda.

    Educate yourself. Trump knows this n made you suckers.

    https://wtfflorida.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/D5B0FEB2-820A-4D2D-9F2E-62CE34CE7F7B-1594420796.7554.jpeg

    https://imgur.com/gallery/oOP4jDB

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    http://voxpoliticalonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150101cognitivedissonance.jpg (deliberately ignoring reality)

    Dunning Kruger Effect

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/B9780123855220000056

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/millennial-media/201304/do-racism-conservatism-and-low-iq-go-hand-in-hand

    https://progressivecynic.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/high-school-graduation-rate.png

    https://www.psychology today.com/blog/mr-personality/201312/why-are-religious-people-generally-less-intelligent

    F

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-human-beast/201104/conservatives-big-fear-brain-study-finds

    https://campuspress.yale.edu/perspective/religion-and-mental-health-the-connection-between-faith-and-delusion/

    https://www.facebook.com/NowThisElection/videos/469293817296286/?vh=e

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