Mr-Conservative MY OLD FACE BOOKS PAGES I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM…

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM…

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM STILL DIDNT NOT PAY ARE TELEPHONE BILL!! BUT RIGHT NOW I AM ON THE LIBERRIES INTERNETS. ARE PRESEDENT IS A REALLY IMPOTENT PERSON AND WE GOTS TO MAKE SURE HE WINS BECUASE HES ARE LORD IN SAVOR AND I BELEIF IN HIM!! WE CANT NOT LET THE IGNERENT DEMOCRATES WIN!!! THEIRS NO WAY WE CAN LOOSE BECUASE WE GOTS TO MENY POEPLE WHO LOVE HIM!!! PREY FOR ARE PRESEDENT THE WAY HE PREYS FOR US!!

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  1. OMG, Another proof that Trump supporters are so dumb 😂😂😂😂 What the fuck are you trying to say?

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    Your first "lady" back when she was working in the US illegally, stealing "modeling" jobs from hard working American "models"…

    1. Agnes Opgenorth can you imagine if pics like that would have surfaced of Michelle Obama? This group consists of a bunch of racist hypocrites.

    2. Agnes Opgenorth now THATS a First Lady! Miscell Obama couldn’t never look like that that’s for sure!

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    Here's God's "choosen one" getting a lap dance from his adolescent daughter… Well at least she isn't climbing all over daddy in bed…that would be creepy.

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    Pro tRump "christians" our the biggest bunch of idiots on Face Book…believe me…and mark my words…there is plenty of competition for the top spot.

    Chosen by God my @zz. but the man CLEARLY "loves" one of his daughters…

    1. Agnes Opgenorth Trump is are man! He will bring us from the dark ness the demoncrats done created! And why you showing a picture of him an melaniea?

  5. "Prey for are presedent"? Well, I do agree that SHitler is a pedophile. predator who preys on young girls…

    Stumpy was "choosen" by God? God isn't an idiot. If the choice was between Pussypaws and a pile of steaming shit, God would elect the dog shite.

  6. So it is true Christians have adopted tRumps American values of Racism, Bigotry, Hypocrisy, Lies,Ignorance, Supporting Sexual Predators, Disrespecting Women, Troops, Vets, Allies!!!! Some good Christian values you have, your all fake Christians who haven’t a clue!!

  7. Does anyone in this group actually speak English? Your spelling and grammar is laughable, as are your stories.

    1. WHEN SOME ONE RESORTS TO PICKING ON THINGS LIKE SPELLING AND GRAMMER THAN YOU NOW THERE ON THE LOOSING SIDE OF AN ARGUEMENT!!!

    2. Not picking on anyone…merely trying to ascertain why you can't seem to speak/type in proper english… is EVERYONE on here that illiterate or just fucking with her?

    3. We need less funding for these librul skools and more for ar churtches ar edshucashion is the lords word.

    4. Matthew Shaw uhm, I believe it you who worship someone closer to Satan than I do. What I have seen on this site is nothing but hypocrisy and poor language. Mind you, English is my 3rd language and my grammar and spelling is better than yours. Is that necessarily an issue? No! However, you wanna appear smart and get a point across….it might help to be able to articulate it.

      All that said, you worship someone who embodies all 7 deadly sins and you excuse it away. You might excuse it to yourselves, but God will be the final judge for actions….I guess we'll have to wait and see.

    5. D'Anna Rand Luc I don't care about winning or loosing. When you comment on a site like this you gotta expect backlash…..I'm gonna call out BS when I see it though. My comments are not about anyone's religious believes or political views. It's about the hypocrisy. You tell me if this had been Obama do you think they all would react the same way? Do you think they would thank God for sending a cheater and trader to test their faith? Do you think they would excuse Michelle Obama having nude pictures going around? Having been an illegal immigrant until she got married? I don't think so

    6. David J Dark Nope we’ve got a king, could you imagine Trump in Office as long as he wants, and his Son after him…..the horror

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      Jeannine Torres man you really said it. Exactly! Ain’t no body want to see Meshell Obama naked! But hell yeah let’s see Melaniea she is super hot! And yeah Trump might have cheated on his first wife but have you seent her? She damn shure ain’t no Melaniea! And it’s not like he was a cheatin all the time or nothing. He’s a man for cryin our loud!

    8. Jeannine Torres it must be satire? I can’t figure it out. It seems too improbable that anyone (much less everyone on here) is this ignorant. Not one word is correctly spelled.🤨

    9. Christian Conservatives for Trump please! Just want to hear from educated people, not a bunch of sheep that baa nonsense using religion as a front for evil!

    10. Jeannine Torres I don't think you've gotten the tone of the page. This whole thing is parody. It's meant to poke fun at those that post shit like this for real 😂

    11. Julian Thorpe eeeeh I’m very very sorry to tell you Elvis isn’t alive anymore. We have King Willem Alexander at the moment

    12. Jeannine Torres you are truly stupid that you cant figure out a comedy satire page. Typical liberal. This page is a joke dumbass

    13. Jeannine Torres ain’t nothing I said anti Cristian. ITS ANTI DEMOCRATIC! THEY WANT TO TAKE ARE RITES AND TURN US IN TO COMUNIST!

    14. Jonathan Aubuchont oh, its anti Democratic?(your words, not mine). Well, if you don't like Democracy you're in the wrong country, Dude. May I suggest a country with a Dictatorship or a communist country?

    15. Jeannine Torres I didn’t say that! I don’t like the democratics! That’s what I said! Geez lady I’m a republican thru and thru you ain’t figured that one out yet have ya? It’s plane as day!

    16. Jonathan Aubuchont you explained that what you said was not anti Christian but ANTI DEMOCRATIC……WELL THIS IS A DEMOCRACY!!!!!

    17. Jeannine Torres yeah see you proven my point. It’s the democratics that want to turn this country in to comunist Russia!!!! Are pres is trying to get right with the Russians SO WE AINT GOTTA BE WORRIED BUT EVERYBODY WONT NOT LET HIM DO HIS JOB!

    18. Ok, I'm done here. You all have a nice day….take some English classes and repent….cuz from what I saw here today….you're all going to hell. I will pray for your lost souls. Amen!

    19. Jeannine Torres I said I’m against the democratics not democracy lady geez! You ain’t never read before!!!!

    20. Jeannine Torres alls I’m saying is are pres done ben threw a lot. If there is any body that can get all these antifa punks off the street, it is him. They are burning are citys TO THE GROUND! You ain’t seen the news!!!! And no be for you say it- I DONT WATCH FOX NEWS LADY! GEEZ!

    21. Jeannine Torres hopefully you'll come to realize this is satirical. Its all part of the joke, including everyone commenting

  8. Please, stop this crap and learn to spell and use grammar correctly. This is all so hard to read. Trump is an idiot. You'll learn the hard way with this tool.

  9. YOU WEER GON SEW LONG! I WUZ SKEERD YOU WAS SOOTING UP WITH THE POTS. OR GIVIN HAND JIBBERS.

    I PREYED AND PREYED.

    1. Don Dobbs …yes he did and you are one of them. You are the pharisee that Jesus talked about..as he hated religious bigotry and people like you. Like the Sanhedrin… You are disgusting.

    2. Don Dobbs Try the fascist of Nazi Germany…as they were ignorant also you have no idea about what a democracy is all about as you live in your own little cubicle and carve on nut shells

    3. Roger Funk Trump says Nazis good pebbles. Good folks on bouf sides! Nazis inside and Nazis outside. Can I have a cubbicle? I love nutz! 🎶fuzzy nutz- sticky nutz – I LOVE NUTz🎶! ( that’s the fuzzy nazi nutz song!)

  10. LIBERRIES ARE WEAR COMMONISTS AN HIPPIES LIKE TO HANG OUT AN DUE DRUGS. YOU SHOULDNT NOT BR GOTTING THEYRE.

  11. HE GONA GET THAT LADY ON THE SUPREME CORT AN MAKE SURE THEY CANT NEVAR YOUS ABORDED BABBY FETISES NEVER AGIN FOR COVIDS. THEN THEY MAKE SURE THEM UNYONS CANT MAKE NO MORE DOOS SO PEEPLE CAN MAKE LESS MONIES WITCH IS GOOD FOR ARE ECONIMY

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump I’m now seeing this as satire and thank you for the great belly laughs! Cheers!

    2. This is an Extreme Christian Satirical facebook page. Insulting Religious people and the Englush Language for fun. There is no truth here.

  12. Who wrote this hey use spell check stupid, your ignorance is on full display, did you get far in school🤷🏾‍♀️

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    From your group—-FYI Kelly is 38, donnie is 74—so do some math and quit with the fake everything! So sad you have to be so phony in your support posts!

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    President Hussein Obama and vice Prez Biden were God's choice for Antifa America; we need to get back to our roots

    1. Alan Copeland what you talking about Willis? Pence is from Indiana and doesn't ride horses that ain't him, it's Biden after he inhaled marijuana. sheeze

  15. Lisa ,, have you Adm this page? It's wonderful. It was gone for a while but is back. Makes my morning happier.

  16. Head of the WorldEvangelicals said; 'the american evanglicals are a peculiar people who made a faustian bargain with trump that he reverse roe vs. wade and they look the other way for whatever sins he commits;

    1. Michael Barry Scow huh? Speak English! And Trump is gonna do away with Row and Wade! Lock them up! Lock them up!

  17. I love that people don't know this isa troll/satire site. I love the real conservatives coming here to applaud in all of their misspelled glory, and the neoliberal left thats coming in hot with their self-righteous shit. Im just sitting here 🤣😂🤣😂

  18. OMG where on earth has this group come from?

    It has to be a joke, nobody’s spelling can be this atrocious surely?

    1. Jerome Carle Vernet ARE BOY TUMP IS GONNA WIN AGAIN AND ALL YOU LIBRALS ARE GONNA CRY CRY CRY! FOR MORE YEARS! FOR MORE YEARS! USA! USA!

  19. 1) Can anyone on this site spell ..try spellchecker.

    2) Does anyone read what you've written before you post – try it.

    3) Learn to speak English if you in since on stating your opinion.

  20. These memes are spelled incorrectly because they are being produced out of a Russian political manipulation agency. Misspelled words are their trademark. They want Americans to think the other political party is stupid.

  21. Don't any of you dolts speak English? Are these posts written by someone with only a second grade education? I do hope this is a satirical site designed to make Christians look stupid.

    1. Laurie Miller you shuold go back too you're commnunist publics schol and learns American, are grate laugnage!!°

  22. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is my new favorite satirical group! It’s almost as good as the onion! Keep bringing the funny 🥰

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