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DAVID TRIED THE POT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HIS POT BONG EXSPLODED IN HIS FACE!

DAVID TRIED THE POT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THAN HIS POT BONG EXSPLODED IN HIS FACE! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY DANGERS OF DOING THE POT!

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    1. Lmao it's hilarious. It's all trolling and satire. Well for us it is. For the idiots they think it's the real deal. It's so hard to weed them out sometimes. I think it's an unsaid rule that we can't say it's fake. Bahahaha

    2. It’s so, feeling for the words here, beneath people who really care, which I know you do.

    3. I hear you. Really I do. But Trumpers will never admit they are wrong, never educate themselves or do any research. Trying to convince them of things, reason with them, it's exhausting. Some of us who have been at this fight for years now, need a sanity break. It's basically us just parroting what we hear on a daily basis from them. It's sad and degrading, I get it. But luckily still have a sense of humor.

    4. Oh well this can't be the first time I took you down some awful dark twisty roads of terribleness. Lol

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    This is Fucking Hilarious!!! Jesus hurry hit this one w/Stupid Stick 😂😂😂😂😂😱🔫

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    Lemme guess you like the movie Reefer Maddness?! Lol Ignorance like yours keeps Big Pharma RICH!

    1. WAIN c. FAUX – IT AINT GOT NO THING TO DUE WITH THE SPELING ; IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MASSAGE . WE ARE EDUCATING THE YOUNG CHILDERINS OF THE DANGROUSNESS OF THE GETAWAY DRUG OF THE POTS !!!! #BEBEST AS ARE FRIST LADDY MELARIA TRUMFP WOOD SEY !!!1

  3. It looks like he took a lit shot of vodka. And didn't blow it off. So it blew up!! 😐😐😂😂😂

  4. This is the dude on greys anatomy.. in the episode his nickname is blow hole and this happened from a drunk driver. Not weed…

  5. If you want mor prufe that the pots is bad then look know further than hear! I PREY for that pore childrens parents. They got too live with him an cleen his woonds for the rest of his life! MAKE YOU'RE CHILDS PROMIS TOO NEVER GO TOO THE POT!!!

  6. Word to the wise Don't and I mean Don't light your bong with a stick of Dynamite,Jesus will never forgive you for wasting the good weed he provided for you to stay healthy and strong.

    1. Oh and by the way, doesn't Dave have beautiful teeth for such an horrific face disfigurement?

    1. I was actually thinking of quitting school and I was mean to my mom once, and she was very hurt with that. I had what they call the “munchies” and I fell while reaching for some Craker Jacks at the ball park. There I was sitting in a puddle of my own piss and puke with my teeth tangled in my toupee with my own family laughing at me while I was on the big screen.

  7. This is the most idiotic post I have ever witnessed. This entire page is making my phone heat up with radiant dumbness. The fact that I'm wasting my thumb muscles to respond, but I couldn't help myself but laugh and fire up "the pot" I'm smoking, and can even see misspelled words in the post, I guess I'll just hit my bong and pray it explodes with chronic smoke and can only hope the smoke seeps through my phone into the mouth of the complete moron who created this page, and as they get high from my explosive OG kush will you or they realize how moronic they are.

    1. If you knew anything then you would not have posted this ignorant picture and give off misperception. Jow do you know it was a bong? Was it glass, plastic? What made it explode? Why do you spread lies?

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump. "I'm not no moron" is a moronic statement which proves your a moron

    3. Wait… did u call me a loser, are you judging me MR. JESUS…MR. CHRISTIAN so called.. change your profile name to hypocrite,

    4. Chad Riness QUITE SPREADING YOUR LIES!!! WHY ARE YOU TRIEING TO KILL ARE FACE BOOKS PAGE???? DELETE YOUR LAST 2 LIER POSTS BEFORE I GOT TO BAN YOU!!!!!!!!!! SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    5. Steven, YOUR IN THE WRONG. BONGS SEXPLODE AND THATS FACTUAL FACT. GET IN LINE AND TYPE AMIN.

    6. ……the bait is wiggly, fat, and shiny, but smart fish never bite. Never, not once. Nev. Er. You bit, hard, then were reeled to the deck in record time! 🎣

    7. Dean Washington , I'm just trying to figure out, are you a dog, just going by your profile pic. Or are you just as illiterate as this page

    8. Chanderjeet Rai , other than his photoshopped picture which is misspelled, I'd like to see video proof of a bong exploding , fyi, this picture he posted is a meme, it is also used for crack smoking, heroin use, so alls he did was download and add his words to it..

    9. Lol you're so smart you couldn't figure out this is sarcasm. You're the joke here Steven

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      Steven McGee I HAVE PREWF FOR YOU!!! THIS IS HIS FREIND WHO WAS NEXT TO HIM WHEN HIS BONG EXSPLODED!!!! AMENS!!!!!

    11. Most of these comments are from same person with different profiles. May be the funniest stuff ever!

    12. Steven McGee do you see how most of these comments are from the same idiot that doesn't understand English? Must have been "The Pots" that made them dumb!!

    13. Angela Caylor Cook You can't deny the dangers of the pots, if enough of them fall on your head you will likely become a Christian Conservative just like this guy!

    14. 😂🤣yeah Steven McGee! "Quite" being a "looser!" I don't even know what to do with this stuff either. These idiots are so brainwashed I can't even handle it!! 🤣

      At least TRY to spell correctly when you are spewing your obvious lies and bullshit!

  8. Where have you guys been??? I havent you on my timeline in a while… still going strong i see lmao its amazing how many ppl dont get this pg…

  9. JUST DONT NOT BONG YHE POT!!!! MY CUZZIN BILLY RAY BONGEDED IT AN HE GOT ATTICTED AND END UP GIVING HAND JIBBERS BEHIND THE DIARY QUEEN OFF 101 NEAR ROHNERT PARK. HES PROBLY THERE NOW BLESS HIS HART PLEASE SAY PREYERS.

    1. The whole page has to be satirical joke! The spelling is awful all over and the logic must be from someone with an IQ of 80😂

  10. Are there seriously this many IGNORANT prople in this world Billy Driggers?? The very high majority of this society are absolutely walking this Earth down right oblivious to REALITY !!!

    1. Leanne Smith Parker has a good point. They couldn't even spell "exploded" correctly. Twice!! And you misspelled "you"re" "that's" and "ignorant". Three out of 7 words. I think she wins this one "Christian Conservatives for Trump". I don't think so.

    2. Even though this is a fake account it's poorly put together and simply antagonistic. Blocked

  11. i never would have believed there were so many pathetically & pathologically ignorant people on the entire planet, in this day & age. dont pray for david, at least he has some skills with photoshop. instead pray for the people that have to tolerate YOUR profound ignorance! youve obviously only survived this long due to the kindness, sympathy, & compassion of people who most likely smoke pot on a regular basis. they would likely HAVE to in order to tolerate your idiocy & gullibility!

    1. We've all been where you are now, Kyle. I'm sending you preyers that your brian will grow.

    2. i dewF EEL KINDLY stoopid errnow after lookin at my complent. IFER GET TO YELL IN mall Caps spuntimes, but ill blowHOLe outte if i kant spel a terd, rong!, rong!

    3. Stephanie Sanders yea, youre prolly right. that would likely be easier to do with make-up than with photoshop. i doubt they were trying to portray it as a bong explosion, that would be unbelievable.

    4. Kyle – OVBIOUSLY YOU DON'T NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE DAGEROUSLY HIGH LEVELS OF THE DIHYROGEN MONOXIDES THEY ARE FINDING IN ARE WATERS . YOU DO NOWE WHAT THE H-BOMB IS MADE OF – RIGHT ????/ IF NOT JUST RIGHT TO ARE PRESSADENT DON GUN UMPT , SO HE CAN STRATEN YOU'RE BRIAN OUT !!!!!1 HE HALFS THE BEST WORDS AND HE'S BRIAN-SMART TWO .!!1

    5. i know all …oops let me try this again: I NOWE ALL ABOUT THE HORRORS OF DIHYDROGENATED MONOXIDE. ITS BEEN KILLING PEOPLE FOR MILLIONS OFYEARS,,, SIX THOUSAND YEARS AT LEEST!

      I ASKED THE DON, SAID HE ALREADY NEW ABOUT IT, SAID IT WAS AN ECLECTRIC BONG, WHICH IS WUT CAUSED THE REACTUN WITH THE HBOM MATOMS

      GOOD TALK! THANKS DAVID!

      AMEN

    6. I didnt not ever hear of this dihygren thing but it sound dangirous!! I bet poeple put tagether that stuff and the pot bongs to get evan more higher! These poeple need to find JESUS!!

    1. THATS WHAT THE KIDS CALL HIM!!!!!! NOT US!!!! HE NEEDS ARE PREYERS NOT NAME CALLING!!!!!! SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump uh..no you don't. The only post you've writte, that didn't have a misspelling, was the picture of the potato. (see those commas? That's called good grammar).

  12. It definitely wasant a bong with pot ….It must have been a bomb planted in a bong. And it exploded when he took a hit of it

    1. Christian Conservatives for Trump DO YOU KNOW THAT PICTURE IS FAKE? THAT WAS A CHARACTER FROM GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!!

  13. Mikkel Arne Maanefisker Egelund Nicolai Sund Brøndum Thingbak Balser Lasse Morten Nielsen

  14. What a bunch of bible thumpers, if y’all believe this story is true, you are special kind of dumb u are. Slap yourself.

    1. I see a picture of a man and something has happened to his face do I believe that his bong blew up and did this To his face. Absolutely not then I see a caption trying to further someone’s agenda fake as hell

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump This from a person who says THE pot? Also it's, "Who taught you to speak English, Trump?" Lower case letters are not scary.

  15. Oh my sweat lorde and savory! Pleese stoop these hethans from potting up. We pry that you spark up a chaing in they're mines and put and in to this refer madeness! Jisus name i praye, a man.

  16. *EXSPLODED* ? I'm thinking this may even be a movie photo. You may want to google it.

    1. that looks like some very good stage makeup… also, no eye damage, or any damage to the chin, neck, etc.. nah, made up

    2. so many scary things…not so much the pot, but excuse me…EXSPLODED? PREYER? IMPOTENT MEMES? Remember, if we want to see more impotent memes, just donate to his go fund me account. WTF

    3. Melissa Weathersby – wOw !!! WEAR WAS YOU BEFORE I DOUGH NATED MA LAST 1 HUNGRED DOLARS TO JEFFRIES . SINED : BUYERS REMORSE 🙁

    1. U gots 2 prey 2 J b4 yore rode to hevin is blockd by the pots. The devil dancez in da devils smoke.

  17. I have smoked bongs my entire life and never have i ever heard of one exploding so I'm calling bullshit

  18. This is a patient on Grey's Anatomy. Season 5 episode 18. Alex calls him blowhole. Your welcome.

  19. Or he is from season 5 episode 18 of Greys Anatomy where, according to the story, he was hit by a drunk driver…. xD

  20. this is a photo of someone who suffered from necrotizing fascietta. the only way a bong is going to explode is if you replace the bong water with ether or acetone in some bizarre smoking pot while huffing gas experiment attempt and they sucked the flame into the stem…..then maybe boom or woof but even that would not have caused those injuries in that manner.

    1. naw, WTF do I know….I only graduated college and was an ER EMT who has seen this shit first hand. and please CCfT do tell about exploding bongs…like what part/component of a bong (glass/plastic vase and water) is explosive. cause its not the glass, or plastic, or water, or marijuana. so just what of it is explosive? have you ever even seen a bong? or marijuana? or are you still pissed that when your stupid ass tried to buy pot in high school you were sold a sack of oregano and just thought you were high, until the entire school spent the rest of the year nicknaming you oregano and mocking you? so obviously you skipped school to avoid being teased because, you can't read, write, spell, think, research, or just use basic common sense.

      I just hope you're a joke page. because if you're not…..damn, you're truly stupid and the world suffers from your ignorance.

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump well it certainly hasn’t learnt how to spell research that’s for sure.

    3. Actually, this photo is a scene from Grey’s Anatomy in which the patient was in a motorcycle accident and ended up looking like this

    4. Actually, this photo is a screen shot from Grey’s Anatomy. This guy was in a car accident.

    1. Why are you so upset bongs do not explode unless exposed to extreme heat it's common sense so I'm sorry you're lacking it

    2. I know plenty of people that smoke out of bongs and they never exploded you're an idiot and you're a fool to believe that one will explode

    3. Christian Conservatives for Trump please learn to spell before typing back at someone in all caps. You sound ignorant- even outside of your initial post. It’s “liar”, not “lier”. You sound like a hillbilly.

    4. They must go by there golden rule we are Christians it happened our way and if you don't believe us will beat you with the Bible until you do

    5. Christian Conservatives for Trump lier? Dude how is autocorrect not picking up ANY of your mistakes?

  21. Alyssa Celestino this is too ridiculous I'm hoping this is a page of trolls people can't be this stupid

  22. Hitler used to be a good guy. Then he smoked the pot and everything changed. There is video evidence of it.

  23. This is bullshit I have never once heard of this. I will take pot over prescription pills any day.

    1. haha it’s been medically proven that CBD oils kill cancer cells,help people who are having seizures, etc I will take it over pills any day. If you think pot kills you are a naive individual.

    2. Mike Hartline YOU SOUND FOOLISH!! PLEASE DO YOUR RESERCH BECUASE YOUR EMBARASING YOUR SELF!!! ASIDE FROM ALL THE DESEASES YOU CAN GET FROM THE POT THEIR IS ASLO THE POT RAGE WHERE POEPLE KILL POEPLE OR THEY KILL THEM SELFS AND PERMNATELY DIE OR WORST!!!!!!!

    3. and what rage people who smoke pot eat a bunch then go to sleep. You should learn about what you speak of first hand until then you are blind

    4. Christian Conservatives for Trump you’re the only one who’s embarrassing him/herself. Most of us have done first hand research and what you’re saying is hilarious and makes no sense. Keep going though. I almost have tears from laughing so hard at the responses. This is funny stuff.

    5. You're the one who doesn't not know what your talking about MIKE! Perscriptions are totally helthy and the pot corupts babys and turns people in to prostetutes and theives! You need to find JESUS MIKE!!

    6. Really when is the last time you heard of someone that died of a pot overdose? I’ll wait cause the answer is never. People die everyday from prescription pills. Even better when they can’t afford the pills anymore they turn to the streets and start doing heroine. Again you should know what you speak of before you open your mouth. Those are all facts.

    7. Because the DEEP STATE keeps the POT OVERDOSSES a secret MIKE! Just like PIZZA GATE! Witch was also a POT FACTORY!!

    8. Scott Smogoleski and you need to find a dictionary!! What is the damn deal with you people and your spelling? Jesus..it's you and every other Conservative Christian for Trump who has commented. Didn't any of you go to school?? I am not even going to ask about college..but didn't you go to junior high and high school? Scott…I am talking to you. It's not "helthy" it's "healthy". You guys misspell and use horrendous grammar. What gives??

    9. Wow! I was addicted severely to pain pills. My ob/gyn was prescribing me 80 mg of oxycodone a day so I could get through pregnancy. Yeah, since marijuana, no more pills and no more scary, deathly side affects. I will never let a doctor treat me for pain again. Much more safer to go natural with what was put here on Earth. Also, how is cancer causing coggerettes and liver failing alcohol less controversial and more accepted than cancer curing weed? Are people that uneducated and dumb? WTF?!

    10. Your brianwashed MIKE! All the pot's your taking makes you're brian MUSH and EASILY MANIPYALATED!

  24. This did not happen with a regular bong. He had to have altered it or was acutely using a vape pen. Nice attempt to scare people, but I call BS.

    1. These is what, hapends when someon dose the refer. They loose touch wuth, realty. They're our not even barely mack since… pleese take this series. These not sum kind of joke appraise, the lorde and represent for your zens. In Jizzus name we, pray. ,A menedes.

    2. Christian Conservatives for Trump I’ve been researching pot bongs for 25 years, and I have never seen or heard of anything like this. It’s absurd and funny that you’re trying to scare people away from cannabis.

    3. Christian Conservatives for Trump also, no one calls it a “pot bong”. It’s just a bong.

    4. I HAVE HEARDS PEOPLES CALL THEM THE POT BONGS!!! AND POT ATTICS WILL IDOLIZE THEIR BONGS!!! THEY EVEN GIVES THEM NAMES!!!! LIKE BILLY BONG THORNTON!!! OR KIM BONG UNS!!!! OR BARACK OBONGA!!! OR WESLEY PIPES!!!! THEY ARE BRAKING THE FIRST AMENDMENT BY IDOLIZING THEIR POT BONGS!!!! I WILL PREYS THAT ARE GRATE PRECEDENT AND HIS SIDEKICK GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS ARE ABLE TO ERADICATES THE SCOURGE OF THE POTS FROM ARE GRATE COUNTRY!!!

    5. You’re breaking entire grammar and spelling laws. Honestly, it hard to read your post and understand it with all of the misspellings. Wow! Did you even go to school??

      Also, the first amendment is not being broken. If you had a clue, you’d know that the first amendment guarantees people the right to free speech. Are you sure you’re not referring to commandments and not amendments?? Please, take an adult ESL class. ESL is “English as a second language”. It’s what foreigners take to learn English when they want to become American citizens. – you’re welcome.

    6. Also, Sessions is. It a general. He’s an attorney general. There’s a huge difference. Jesus, boy! You need to get your act together if you’re going to post in forums and on posts. I’m honestly embarrassed for you.

    7. You are about as dumb as a box of rocks….do you not know how to spell, or are you just too lazy to correct your spelling mistakes??

    8. Christian Conservatives for Trump do your research, this is a Greys Anatomy character 😂😂😂😂😂

    9. Yes, better do your research Amanda Durham Google Grey's Anatomy "Stand By Me" S5 E18

      😂😂😂

  25. This is about one of the silliest things I’ve seen in a very long time. Thanks for the hard laugh.

  26. You is making fun of sumone who did not probebly .never know better…. and Cheesus would not approof. FOR SHAME! You call yourshelfs 'Chrstyan',,, shoking!

  27. Man, you should put some effort into learning how to spell. Maybe someone can go fund you an education.

  28. He's lucky he didn't shoot up that pot or it could have exlopeditised his hart and brian.

  29. “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.” Exodus 20:16

    “And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.”

    ‭‭Genesis‬ ‭1:12‬ ‭KJV‬‬

    “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.”

    ‭‭Genesis‬ ‭1:29‬ ‭KJV‬

  30. Reality is usually ignored by the "Trumplerdites". You just throw these fantasies out there and pretend they are real and all the other "Nazis" jump on board.

  31. Now every time someone asks him what happened, he'll have to make up a story or admit he almost died when his pot bong exploded in his face.

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